老外看正宗華人的六十個特徵-下
31. You pick your teeth in front of everyone with the other hand covering your mouth.
31. 會在餐桌上當著眾人剔牙, 並且用手遮著嘴。
32. You usually subconsciously spin or "turn" your pen or pencil when you're sitting in front of a desk.
32. 坐在書桌旁時, 經常會下意識地轉動手中的鉛筆或圓珠筆。
33. You can always find a bowl of bite-size rice leftover, a piece of chicken wing and a few pieces of fermented tofu.
33. 冰箱裡時常存有三口剩飯、一隻雞翅或數塊乳腐。
34. You like to use empty jelly jars or Nestle instant coffee jars to drink water.
34. 喜歡把果醬瓶、雀巢咖啡瓶當水杯用。
35. You take on the hobby of collecting free shampoo bottles, sample toothbrush and mini combs from the hotel.
35. 有收集旅館免費洗髮水瓶子和牙刷、小木梳的嗜好。
36. You always bring munchies or snacks with you even if you are going out for 15 minutes.
36. 即使外出十五分鐘也會帶上零食:話梅、橄欖、乾芒果或烤魷魚等。
37. You wash the rice 2 to 3 times before cooking it, because you need to get rid of the mold.
37. 做飯前, 總是要將米淘洗2-3遍以上, 理由是必須將黴菌去除乾淨。
38. You never use measuring cup or jug when you cook or make drinks.
38. 烹調菜餚羹湯和調制飲料酒水時從來不用量杯。
39. You make whipped eggs with chopsticks, never the eggbeater.
39. 只用筷子打雞蛋, 從來不用打蛋器。
40. You always drink tea with a cup that has a cover, even if you are at home.
40. 在家喝茶總是用一個帶蓋的茶杯。
41. You always look for phone numbers in the Yellow Book, because you don't want to pay 50 cents for 411 call.
41. 總是在電話簿裡找電話號碼, 因為諮詢電話要支付五角費用。
42. You like traditional Chinese Kung Fu movies.
42. 喜歡古裝武打片和其他中國功夫片。
43. You never send your greetings to your parents via text messages, regardless of holidays or not.
43. 平時和節慶假日期間從不為了問聲好而給父母發短信。
44. If you have to stay over somewhere else or you don't live with your parents, they tend to call you and ask you if you've eaten, even if it is 12am.
44. 如果你因事離家外出或平時同父母分居, 你的父母會打電話問你吃了嗎, 就算半夜12點也不例外。
45. When you are sick, your parents would tell you not to eat anything fried or baked, because it makes your body "fiery" and thus worsen your illness.
45. 當你病了的時候, 你的父母會叮囑不要吃油炸和烤製的食品, 因為會上火!
46. You use the company computer to do irrelevant things in the private arena, such as monitoring stocks, browsing websites and messages of your own interests, sending personal emails and chatting on instant messages.
46. 經常利用工作時間和工作單位的電腦炒股、 瀏覽與工作無關的網頁和無聊的信息,或者給親友發送電子郵件和網聊。
47. You starve yourself before you go to buffet.
47. 吃自助餐之前先先把自己餓個半死。
48. You do everything you can to find discounts, coupons or best deals on electronics, jewelry, clothing or makeup products.
48. 想方設法打聽哪裡可以買到打折的家用電器、珠寶或服飾、化妝品。
49. You collect used Cola bottles for use of other purposes.
49. 把用過的可樂瓶收藏起來以備他用。
50. You put away things such as nails, screw nuts and old power cords in case you need to repair your household appliances.
50. 收藏鐵釘、螺帽、廢舊電線等五金電器零件, 以備修理家用器具之需。
51. You squeeze the toothpast to the last drop until it is as thin as paper, regardless of its price.
51. 每管牙膏無論貴賤, 一定要擠淨用完, 非擠到紙一樣薄不可。
52. You GOTTA eat grease-filled, high-fat, sugar-pumped mooncakes in Mid-Autumn Festival.
52. 中秋節一定要吃含有高油脂、高糖份的月餅。
53. You buy TONS of toilet paper and store them in the storage cabinet when they are on sale.
53. 當廁紙臨時降價時, 會搶購買100多卷囤在櫥櫃裡。
54. You will still finish other people's food in the plate when they can't finish it, even if you are full.
54. 即使已經吃飽了, 但是當別人要把剩下的菜倒掉時, 還會努力把它吃掉。
55. You eat red bean or mung bean popsicles instead of flavored crushed ice dessert in summer.
55. 夏天喜歡吃紅豆冰棒或綠豆冰棒, 捨不得吃刨冰。
56. You love eating bitter melon (balsam pear).
56. 愛好吃苦瓜。
57. Your standard gift option when you visit others is fruits.
57. 拜訪別人時會帶著水果。
58. You always try to beat to others to pay the restaurant bill when the waiter brings it to the table.
58. 餐後爭著搶著付帳單。
59. You study in the "practical" majors such as computer science, mechanical engineering, financial accounting and law school.
59. 選學的專業往往是實用型的, 如計算機、機械、財會或法律。
60. Even if you are 30 years old, you still live with your parents; even if you are married, you still live in your parents' neighborhood or close vicinity. And your parents actually expect you to do so.
60. 即使到了三十歲還和父母住在一起, 或者已經結婚成家了, 還住在父母隔壁或同一個鄰區, 而父母也喜歡他這樣。
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1樓搶頭香
我快笑死了~~~~~
我是正宗華人:P
哈哈,我也是!
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2樓頸推
不好意思請問一下
因為剛好有看到以前去宜蘭的文章
想請問
礁溪火車站到羅東夜市該怎麼去比較方便?
價位又大概是多少?
如果是從台北去的話
建議可以從台北轉運站直接搭葛瑪蘭客運可以直達羅東
印象大概單程1百多元吧
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3樓坐沙發
><XD雖然是華人但是還是忍不住笑了一下
不過有些明明感覺是我們節儉的美德怎麼被說得有些好笑呢??
而且吃自助餐前不先餓一下難道要去那邊花錢看人家吃飯嗎??
愛吃苦瓜也沒什麼不好吧??
跟父母住也很好哇!
這是文化差異的趣味性吧 ^_^
看看洋人看我們的觀點也挺好玩的
跟你一樣
吃"把費"以前會先餓一下自己
我也愛吃苦瓜
也覺得跟父母同住算是件不錯的事 XD
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哇靠~ 你怎麼減的啊 !!! X +
嚇死我了 ~~~ :b
^_^
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