January 23, 2010

笑話一則"★╯

(1)
某日。

阿呆與阿瓜在百貨公司邊抽煙邊閒聊....店員:「兩位先生,請不要在這裡抽煙。」


阿瓜:「奇怪了,你們店裡賣煙,卻不准客人抽煙?」
店員:「我們店裡也賣保險套,你要不要在這裡做愛呀?」


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(2)
醫生告訴失眠的小文說你回去後從一數到一千,你就可以睡覺了;

隔天,小文黑著眼圈來見醫生醫生問:怎麼了??

小文:昨晚我數到570,實在撐不下去了!只好喝了杯咖啡提神,最後還是睡不了!


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(3)
小明問媽媽:「我是從那裡來的?」
媽媽考慮了一會兒才回答:「是
送子鳥送來的。」

當天晚上,小明在日記上「我的爸爸媽媽沒有性生活。」
(4)
爆笑的真人真事我朋友告訴我一件發生在他家的笑話:

她讀國小的弟弟隔天有羽球課,所以她媽就幫他弟把
羽球拍放在袋子裡


結果他上體育課拿出來時才發現媽媽幫他帶的 是
"電蚊拍"~~~

哈哈~~~~~~很好笑芭!!=)

(5)
某天....老師一進教室就問說:誰覺得自己是班上最醜的?請站起來....


一會兒,有個班上最聰明ㄉ同學站ㄌ起來....
老師就問:你覺得你是班上最醜ㄉ,真的嗎?
學生回答:「不!老師,我只是不忍心你一個人站在那..」



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