March 30, 2009

超強三字經(海外版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
性本善:Sex is good.
性相近:Basically, sex is all the same.
習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
教之道:The way of learning it
貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學:If you don't study hard,
斷機杼:your Dick will become useless.

竇燕山 : Dou, the Famous
有義方 : owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子 : All his five son took it
名俱揚 : and their sexual abilities were well-known.

養不教 : If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過 : it is all your fault.
教不嚴 : If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 : their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details.

子不學 : You may refuse to study it
非所宜 : but that is a real mistake.
幼不學 : If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為 : you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 : If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 : it won't become hard and strong.
人不學 : If you don't learn sex,
不知義 : you can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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  • 1樓

    1樓搶頭香

    哥哥
    王奶奶今天打扮的超正
    去吃外公煮的飯了

    我想王奶奶以後會越來越胖喔
    ^_^

  • athenna at March 31, 2009 12:51 AM comment
  • 2樓

    2樓頸推

    小妹子
    這真是件令人開心的事
    希望老人們都過的開心

  • Suvarnabhumi at March 31, 2009 11:03 AM comment
  • 3樓

    3樓坐沙發

    我也希望他們去到新的地方
    可以重新開始一個更開心的生活

    我一直跟王奶奶說

    以後
    你一定要過的很幸福喔

  • athenna at March 31, 2009 11:31 PM comment
  • 4樓

    福樓

    對王奶奶有一種特殊的懷念
    我會想念她的
    一路好走

    另一個世界
    我們無法接觸
    但我深信
    他們都過的很幸福
    未來無限

  • Suvarnabhumi at March 31, 2009 11:46 PM comment
  • 5樓

    專業的5樓

    他在二空是名人耶
    聲音大到一個沒有人聽不到
    拜他所賜
    讓我也變的很有名氣XD

    雖然很霸道
    可是一直都對我們很好
    至少我感覺到他是把我當成自己孫女一樣在疼
    我也會很想念她

  • athenna at April 1, 2009 12:03 AM comment
  • 6樓

    6樓

    想當年
    同你哥回你們外公的住處時
    當我獨自站在門外時
    就莫名奇妙的被一位老太太
    叫去做事

    那位老太太
    就是王奶奶啊

  • 柯小弟 at April 1, 2009 07:31 AM comment
  • 7樓

    7樓

    沒錯啊沒錯啊
    不愧是汪汪
    記憶力真好

  • Suvarnabhumi at April 1, 2009 10:22 AM comment
  • 8樓

    8樓

    對啊
    我就說王奶奶超酷的
    連不認識的都可以叫來使喚
    簡直就是女王XD

  • athenna at April 1, 2009 11:17 PM comment
  • 9樓

    9樓

    可是
    她是叫我去倒
    燒完紙錢後的餘灰

    接觸到爐子
    手都會黑黑的

    當時
    我真的很不想做
    唉~~

  • koch1978 at April 1, 2009 11:47 PM comment | prosecute
  • 10樓

    10樓

    看吧

    果然是乖巧汪

    善良憨厚汪來的

  • 素人孝子 at April 1, 2009 11:53 PM comment
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