July 1, 2009

Eyes Examination & Poor Old Man < 英文翻譯練習 >

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination.

They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes.

In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."

The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room.




有一個人去找他的眼科醫生檢查眼睛。

他們一邊檢查一邊聊天。當他們聊到一半,醫生若無其事的說 : 你必須要停止打手槍。

病人說 : 這是為什麼呢 ? 醫生 ? 我要瞎了嗎 ?

醫生回答 : 不不不,但是你讓在候診室的其它病人感到不適了。






An old man is sitting on a park bench crying.

A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying.

The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"

The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"

The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"



有個老人坐在公園的長椅上哭泣。

一個年輕人走到老人旁邊問說 : 你為什麼要哭呢。

老人回 : 我已經退休了,而且我有很多很多錢,一棟奢華的豪宅,有一個美麗又愛我的25歲老婆,還每天都跟她做兩次愛。

年輕人說 : 那你他媽的在這邊哭個屁啊 ! ?

老人 : 我忘記我家在哪裡了 !

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