Talking to a Fish < 英文翻譯練習 >
One day a negro went to a fish shop to buy some fish for his dinner.
He picked up a fresh fish, and after examining it carefully, he held it up to his nose and smelled it.
“ Hey ! What’s this ? ” cried the master of the shop.
“ Why do you smell that fish , do you think it , ” answered the negro.
“ Then what were you doing with your face so close to the fish ? ” asked the master.
“ I wasn’t smelling the fish ; I was only talking to it , ” answered the negro.
“ Talking to it ! ” said the shopkeeper , why , what on earth did you say to it ? ”
“ I asked him if there was any negro. ”
“ Well , and what did the fish say to that ? ” asked the shopkeeper.
“ He said he didn’t know the latest news , because he had been away from the sea or more than three weeks . ”
有一天,有個黑人去了一家魚店,想要買幾隻魚做為他的晚餐。
他拿起一條未經處理過的魚,然後把這條魚仔細的檢查了之後,他還把魚放在他的鼻子前面聞一聞。
「 喂喂喂 ! 你在做什麼 ? 」魚老闆喊著。
「 你幹麻要去聞這條魚,你是這樣想的吧 ? 」黑人回答。
「 那你爲什麼要把你的臉靠那條魚這麼近呢 ? 」老闆問。
「 我並不是在聞牠,我只是在跟牠說話。 」黑人回答著。
「 跟魚聊天 ! 」魚老闆。爲什麼,你這個陸地上的人可以跟牠說什麼 ?
「我問牠說有沒有任何的黑人在牠們海裡。 」黑人說。
「 嗯 . . . 那這條魚跟你說了些什麼 ? 」魚老闆問。
「 這條魚說牠不知道最新的消息,因為牠已經離開海洋三個多星期了。 」黑人回答。
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