April 20, 2008

會生就好

簡單來說,我真的是快要被笑死了。
請你抱著,【看看就好】的心態真的看看就好吧…
拜託見到我的時候不要跟我討論這個話題=口=
不然不是你囧掉就是我囧掉…

是說,剛爹爹拿了盒他覺得爆難吃的某名店炒飯回來。
叫我試吃看看→我個人是覺得還不錯啊…果然他比我還難伺候(笑)
然後,娘就一直叫我吃這個又吃那個。
一會兒問你要不要吃飯、要不要吃魚,一會兒問你要不要喝綠豆湯,一會兒又說冰箱有什麼又有什麼…
我…不餓啊=口=
索性就說了句:會變胖,跟你一樣這樣好嗎?(馬上被青!)
然後爹地就接著說:喊變胖已經不曉得喊多少年了,是說最近瘦了點,阿可不要瘦到胸部嘿!
我說:就沒有胸部是要怎麼瘦!

以下如果你能夠自行轉換成台語發音,就請你自動轉換吧~

爹:都你老母啊…叫她燉什麼青木瓜…(什麼鬼的我忘記了)她就都不要!
娘:吃那個是有效!
爹:你自己那麼大(話說我娘E-cup),女兒攏免顧一下的喔!
娘:大也煩惱小也煩惱,你煩惱那麼多要幹麻?
爹:當然要煩惱一下啊~
娘:厚!就跟你說不用煩惱那麼多,自然就好!
爹:再大一個罩杯不是很好嗎?
娘:吵死了啦…
爹:不然要煩惱兒子的**大或小嗎←已經走向情色路線了=口=
娘:他長大後那我又沒看過,【會生】就好了,煩惱那麼多幹麻!!!

我整個人先是囧掉,再來笑倒在地上,娘發現她講話太直接也笑到受不了了…
三個人尷尬到只能讓笑聲一直持續…
我的心裡只有一句話:為什麼結論是這個?!(喊)
然後…弟回家了=口=
繼續重申這個爛笑話,娘還跟我搶著講,【三八】就是這樣來的啊…

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    1樓搶頭香

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  • 傑 at April 20, 2008 10:01 PM comment
  • 這樣誠意不夠啊…要按滿!!
    我幫你繼續按…
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  • Blog Owner at April 21, 2008 09:33 PM Reply
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    2樓頸推

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  • 家豪 at April 21, 2008 10:03 PM comment
  • 謝謝配合+抬愛

  • Blog Owner at April 21, 2008 11:55 PM Reply
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    3樓坐沙發

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  • 琇 at April 21, 2008 10:10 PM comment
  • 謝謝你的【1000點】哪!
    太多點好多線,我都想在上面寫字了=口=

  • Blog Owner at April 21, 2008 11:56 PM Reply
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    福樓

    Sealed

  • Sealed at April 22, 2008 09:57 PM comment
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  • Blog Owner at April 23, 2008 09:56 PM Reply
  • 5樓

    專業的5樓

    所以我需要繼續點下去嗎XD

    還頗好笑就是了哈哈

  • riveralin at April 23, 2008 06:58 PM comment | prosecute
  • 抱歉那天成發沒出現啦…
    我真的是書看不完=口=
    那天早上我連k-mall都沒去了…

    你可以繼續點下去無所謂的。
    反正大家都很無聊(喂)

  • Blog Owner at April 23, 2008 09:58 PM Reply
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