May 11, 2006

Legend of Tay

This is a story about one friend. 
Name: Tay, Douangsouliy
But! We call him: G.A.Y.

A 傳奇人物

A 聰明, 很會想又很蠢的嗜賭怪才

我有把握  接觸過他的人 都認同

怎麼說或許因為他出生的地方 
跟全世界大部分人相差下 都太不一樣了
Well~~ 認識你真好...(It's way too amazing to know a guy like you.)

        凌晨兩點... (2 o'clock in the Midnight)
        ㄧ通電話過來
 
        講話比平常慢
淨說
:  Ken! Help me. I just burn my apartment microwave. 
        Can you give me all your toilet paper or tissues you have … 
        Need to wipe some shit off, fu*k!  I  promise I will give you back….
        And can you come over to my house give them to me, please~~

他講話很快
, 甚至不聽人把話講完,
當ㄧ句話都回不了的時候  我都告訴自己他所述的盡是 All kinds of "Bull-shit". 
改不了的愛講話, 更愛講電話.  我賭他ㄧ天有二十小時以上開著嘴巴 一閉上像生病一樣
4年多來 電話卡買了不下萬張  ㄧ張20美金 ㄧ次20張 ㄧ禮拜至少我陪去一趟 (大概可買台BMW3)
ESL的同等級紀錄保持人. Forever level 2.  不上課 不寫功課. 他說: Can't Control MySelf
老師互動以心情而定的傢伙  不爽會拍桌走人 且又不時向我訴苦後悔那麼做. 
每每Party的主角 他只要ㄧ講話 大家都 . 安靜 . 等著 . 聽完 . 然後大笑. 
是個有節奏感的笑話高手
俱備當主持人天份, 反應絕頂, 望塵莫及~~

熱愛 Chinese Dramas&DVD, Chanel MTV, Black Hip-Pop Music , 
同時 卻也說Jay's melody touch his heart so much. "Bullshit."

如是周杰倫居然是我們第一次聊天的話題

愛賭
! 有時又超幸運的一個"屎人"  他說進賭場不能抬看守門員會因此輸錢. 

他分享朋友買漢堡放路邊請小鬼  當晚全部的人還真贏了不少錢  還要特定買那家的漢堡店

小輸了幾次後每當我們經過 也習慣性連頭都不會舉了

紀錄有  投一塊拉霸贏一千六  旁邊那位據說整晚沒贏過

Tay被要求幫手 推辭後居然還幫他連兩次中ㄧ佰

曾經幾天贏快兩千  ㄧ天內花到不剩  還超支
原因是犒賞自己的Hip-Pop clothes and hats (前後十多件), 
幫助朋友生病的小狗(超貴! 送了一半的錢),  多少個叔叔要送的表,
多少的電話卡需要加, 還得付清之前燒到熔掉的微波爐. 

從新開始的下個禮拜  三天又輸兩千

這位準寮國名人
, 做什麼大壞事就可能會上地區報紙 
從小經歷隨身攜槍 住在山賊Jungle  以手榴彈炸山洞.
小時後, 在學校放毒氣  失手傷了同學只陪了兩百塊美金 (他說:這當然不是第一次不小心)
發火打架後就砸手機  一堆搶著搶的同學們 決不只十支  
超愛改車的神人 把家附近的修車店從無名弄到今天很賺錢
從小車間 搖身變為有兩樓面積的店面  是他硬生生從小花錢砸出來的
Honda Accord 給他改到值10萬美金 
廠主視他為恩人 
更曾在一場兄弟鬥爭的摩托車賽中背叛了他  只因為Tay的朋友
暗中付店長錢改裝 讓它可在比賽中加快速贏過Tay.  賽後 好友反目落眾人笑柄.  
他深知身邊的朋友 多數只渴望他付錢  他還是要打遠途電話給他們
同ㄧ個女朋友ㄧ直喜歡著他的好友  甩騙多次  還是跟他在ㄧ起  
只想為了爭口氣再甩掉她  聽了就讓人無奈不相信

                第一次來我家
                我弟說: It's nice to meet you, Where are you from?
                Tay: Laos! You know?
                Jeff: Oh~~~ooo . . I see.  I know.
                Tay轉身後, 我問我弟你真的知道嗎 Jeff臉皺著說:Where the hell
? 

雖然他所認識的金庸說著泰文
 
我們從小認識的悟空叮噹周星馳  對他也個個耳熟能詳
歌還是唱的頗爛 卻能在最快的速度聽出哪段Rap是哪個黑人唱
就常認為跟我拿"地獄辣椒"大乾麵會拿到我翻臉
(曾給他半箱多, 三天後假裝來探望我 臨走前說著: 對了! KEN 
 能不能再多給我兩包那個... This time I'll eat them slow, please.... 三包好不好

從我的臉猜 常不信我說 好朋友不計較泡麵!” 這時候他忘了我也是個演員.

他心情不好 偶爾會從寮國撥給我 那一通分鐘一美金的天價 
半小時內還會多次斷線  直到他懶的再撥  此時不說感動都不行
...感恩節深夜Aspend下雪, ㄧ起和Ivan, Tan 打記牌大老二 
...吃著火雞
啤酒到凌晨兩三點 然後隔天再滑雪.
Jay's Concert , Stories of ex-girlfriend(s), 心中的女神...Leeannn..
Snow Aspen... 
故事一堆 暫時想不起那麼多!
  
記得~~ 他說第一次看到我  說超想砍我 
因為愛耍屌的我 從不輕易給人笑容 
到底...還真慶幸認識這位朋友
應該出手好好教訓我.  我肯定終生回味無窮
有點懷念  光是站在他旁邊 都有聽不完的每天
講故事的人重要 有他在的故事都特別精彩奇妙

他每天都想很多 因錢煩惱 被情所困 爲義而豁  說不做卻做
有關他, 他的國家, 並不是一篇網誌就可以描述的完.


前幾天他說很想念美國
(Again! B-Shit)
回憶很多這裡的ㄧ切
當初...
為希望各自奔不同方向
不是什麼事都會在ㄧ樣
光陰可以瞬間轉數幾年
離別起跌也知不會倖免
What A 難得的一輩子朋友

        凌晨兩點...  跑來我家門外面:  Ken. Help me! 
        My ex-girlfriend is now in my house.
        I cannot control no more. Can I have your(Something)…
        Oh! can I have three more?  Promise, I will give you back…
        Please.... (這時候才聽的到) you know you are my best friend.

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  • 1樓

    1樓搶頭香

    The Legdend of Tay.
    yup, he is funny as hell!!
    I think i am lucky enough to meet this guy.

    He was on the phone AGAIN when first time i met him in front of ESL.
    I kept looking at him, and he talked for so long..
    Finally, he stoped and looked at me....

    then,
    I said : Excuse me, could i borrow your phone? I need to make an important phone call.
    He said: oh..Okay .
    Then, he hung up the god damn phone!!


  • hayashikorin at May 13, 2006 01:55 AM comment | prosecute
  • 2樓

    2樓頸推

    Dude. This is real damn good.

    This makes me to remember all the things about him.

    He is a semi-professional rapper and professional spender.

    Nothing can be written about him anymore because Ken did all the stuffs.

    Hey Ken, is he still riding on his Honda?

    This is so funny and gorgeous. HAHA.

  • Alex at May 15, 2006 02:57 AM comment | email
  • 3樓

    3樓坐沙發

    even though i only know him and meet him couple times
    but i will never foget him...supper funny and classical guy
    remember one time, we were riding in the same car
    he was telling us about his ex or other girls who treated on him, and wanted his money
    i felt sorry for him...but he was still opyimistic
    one time we went to la to shopping, he noticed every car's ring in parking lot
    and some people's super expansive pants...
    i felt awesome(in my heart!)..u know everything that i didn't knwon..thx i learned something..
    for me..i wish i could hang out more and know moer with this "classical guy"
    too hard to forget him and not to mention his funny achievement..^^

  • ellen926 at May 15, 2006 04:00 AM comment
  • 4樓

    福樓

    不是找麻煩...是...真的錯別字少些
    您的好文筆會更完美
    加油!

    "向"我訴說
    望"塵"莫及
    "背"叛
    "落"人笑柄
    耳熟能"詳"
    都會"再"一樣

  • ruyu at May 15, 2006 12:13 PM comment
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