November 9, 2008

(有點顏色)環球小姐最後一題~

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:美國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
美國小姐:美國的男性器官像紳士。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美國小姐:因為只要一看到女士,他們就會起立……
(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:西班牙小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐:因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:菲律賓小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐:菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐:因為它從一張嘴裏傳到另一張嘴裏。
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
問:伊朗小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官像賊。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐:因為他們總愛走後門。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:印度小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
印度小姐:印度的男性器官像勞力。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐:因為日夜勞“做”。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:馬來西亞小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
馬來西亞小姐:馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but& nbsp;actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐:看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:新加坡小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐:總是衝進場,提前15分鐘出場。
Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause!
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

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    好令人無言的笑話XD

    飄~

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    這是真的嗎??

    好有趣XD

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    嗯嗯!
    都還蠻有道理的~~

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