November 26, 2010

老公的定義 99.11.26

老公是一種多年生長的草本植物
領養極為容易,通常去婚介所(婚姻勒戒所),交友網(援助交際官網)與喝喜酒等場合;都可以領養到一堆老公據有植物特性,放在客廳不動,一旦外出吹吹風又會動;隨著飼養時間變化

結婚的時候;老婆晚上是月亮,白天是太陽,天天說情話,死黨來電都是屁話存款歸親愛的管,出門手機放老婆身上,每天都是繁殖季

等到第二年時,老婆晚上是猩猩,白天是星星天天聊公事,朋友打來都是說鬼話存款改由親愛的放款,發薪日人間蒸發;每季只有一天可以繁殖

三年以後,背著老婆說假話,見到情婦說笑話;和豬朋狗友說廢話,只要在家就無法光合作用,更甭提繁殖這時期老公屬於塑膠花


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老公此種植物分為有性生殖和無性生殖沒錢的時候;老婆兼祕書,有錢的時候,祕書兼老婆一種要付較高的風險;另一種要付較高的代價,各有利弊無性生殖需要口袋有錢,但不必浪費時間與能量來追求,也不必攪盡腦思想花言巧語

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老公此種植物的諸多 "生態" 如下:
和美女睡,奮不顧身
。和醜女睡,劫後餘生
和辣妹睡,妙趣橫生
。和情人睡,緣訂三生
和名模睡,歡若平生
。和老婆睡,死裡求生

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老公此種植物的諸多 "死因" 如下:
和美女睡,性奮到死
。和醜女睡,生不如死
和辣妹睡,累的要死
。和情人睡,醉生夢死
和名模睡,貴的要死。和老婆睡,整夜裝死

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