October 15, 2010

皺紋的定義 99.10.15

皺紋,是指一種大自然挖鑿形成的河流,只是這種河的終點是死海,更遺憾的是,會先流向醜海!

男人沒有這種 "河流" 的困擾,因為男人會建造 "權勢" 的運河;模糊皺紋所帶來的醜,女人的這種皺紋河流則沒這麼幸運,一經氾濫;男性居民會叛逃徹離;但是往好處想,至少會在火車或捷運上被讓坐.

皺紋的由來: >>>

皺紋這種河流,可大可小;與大自然的溪流類似,亦可分為 : " 尚游 " ," 終游 " ," 嚇游 ".

尚游: 此時皺眉細小,頂多蜜粉從眼尾紋中噗嗤噗嗤的掉落;這時會大驚小怪的注重臉部的水土保質,買些便宜的保養品,安慰自己年輕就是本錢.

終游: 此時法令紋開始得用遮瑕膏描,發現男人一出去玩遇到"辣妹颱風時" 就崩潰掩埋掉兩人所有的山盟海誓,發現事態嚴重好似人生終點,這時出手買保養品 "老娘是沒在看價錢的!"

嚇游: 此時妊娠紋像是百葉凍豆腐,早上照鏡子已經嚇著嚇著習慣了;才明瞭,皺紋是該死大自然賜予最該死的禮物.

皺紋的發展: >>>

多數男人誤解皺紋對於女人同等於老化,事實上~ 女人覺得老不會致死,醜才會想要死.

皺紋的變異: >>>

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安慰自己錯不了!

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