September 28, 2010

相親論 99.9.28

相親,是一樁買肉,賣肉的採購行為;很符合長時間沒搞頭,短時間要有局的人們需求.

參加這樁 "大買賣" 的男女,皆是狠角色,就像白紙做的燈籠; "一點就亮" ,大都是經歷過太多次 "新娘不是我"的剩女,或滯銷很久的宅男.

相親的由來: >>>


全世界各地都有相親的的行為

日本的秩父溫泉酒店,有所謂的 "浴池約會" ,男男女女皆不能帶任何毛巾或是肥皂進入浴池,集體坦誠相見,可謂先 "驗貨" 後收費

美國人則注重效率,喜歡 "盲目約會" ,玩法是與完全陌生的人,限定3分鐘內相互認識,輪桌交換對象,情投意合的就拖出去"尬給(台語:自己)" 處理

西班牙則比較土一點,在一些社交場合,想有搞頭的女人會帶把扇子,若男人上前搭訕;女人則以各種扇語來表示,例如 : >>>
將扇子半遮住臉部,表示: "我也尬意你!"
若打開扇子支著下巴,表示: "老娘等不及了!"
但女方若是用力搖晃扇子,男人最好趕緊離開,因為這表示:
"快滾~ 我老公剛好在,可能會修理你"

相親的發展: >>>

相同於菜市場買肉的程序,相親通常會到指定的人肉市場採購,多半以餐廳吃飯為主要形式,
若對方的條件和樣貌與自己的認知差距太遠,則會以
"待會兒要加班" 為理由提前走,反之,則對方會想 "加班" 先走一步.

相親的變異: >>>

中國古時候的婚姻講究明媒正娶,負責拼桌的人叫 "媒人",也就是說,若結婚不經第三者扯皮條,就會於禮不合;煤人由於任務重大;故古訓有云:
"不做中,不做保,不做媒人三代好" ,可見老祖宗對於當媒人推屁股這碼事,看的多艱難;幸好這幾年來,有心團體忍辱負重牽狗繩,經常辦一些醫生或是律師等等婚介聯誼,可謂用心良苦!


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