August 26, 2010

謊言是種口香糖 99.8.26

謊言,是一種口香糖.
占商業市場上比例最高的牌子,當屬 "唬爛牌口香糖" 可說是大人,小孩皆適宜;分為三大口味
分別是 :
" 欺騙感情 " 口味 >>> 微甜    
" 商業詐欺 " 口味 >>> 微辣
" 自欺欺人 " 口味 >>> 可吞食


只要撕開"羞恥"的外包裝,就可以丟在嘴裡咀嚼,散發暫時的人工香味,直到咀嚼乾澀無味時,君請勿客氣,吐出去就對了!
這種口香糖,既沒有負擔,又可以打發時間;可說是居家良伴,娛人,自慰兩相宜;而且咀嚼過就會上癮,立即感受到清新爽口,全身暢快;好似長頸鹿在味蕾上奔跑

沒人知道人類到底何時學會說謊,可能遠在250萬年前的能人時代人類就會說謊了,可以確定的是,這能力仍影響現今的男人;站著三七步,望著齜牙裂嘴搶特賣的老婆,硬擠出: "妳穿這件很好看...."


舊金山動物園的大猩猩可可(Koko),學會人類教牠的手語後,會在犯錯時指著牠的寵物貓咪,比手語 : " 這是貓幹的好事! " 這種 "口香糖" 唯一的壞處,就是別人也會 "吃" ,也會亂 "吐" ,但是人類很有意思;若是自己沾到別人的謊言,就會立刻 " 歸卵葩火(台語:一肚子火)"

謊言的變異: >>>>

上市公司 : 我們不做假報表  (幸好我們已經上市)
老闆 : 我不會忘記你的貢獻的 (第一個開除你)
男生 : 我只是想抱抱妳 (我只是想脫妳胸罩)
女生 : 這是......我的第一次 (我今天的第一次)


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