February 28, 2009

笑話二則

第一則:知道 (補習班聽來的)
有一位婦人,走到一葛小巷子,突然一葛歹徒拿槍指著她的背,問她 ..
歹徒:「我問你 !1+1=多少 ?!」
婦人1害怕的說:「2 ..」
歹徒:「你知道的太多了 !」
碰的一聲,婦人1掛了-.-

又有一天,有一位婦人,走到一葛小巷子,那葛歹徒也拿槍指著她的背,問她 ..
歹徒:「我問你 !1+1=多少 ?!」
婦人2心想:「我看過這葛新聞,這時候絕對別說2」
婦人2說:「3 !」
碰的一聲,婦人2掛了
歹徒:「你知道的太超過了 ..」 完

弟二則:鳥兒的對話
一天,一公一母的麻雀在樹上聊天,樹下有一隻羊
突然 !! 一隻老虎撲上來把那隻羊給咬死了
公鳥說了一句話,母鳥就開始跟牠那葛那葛了= =
你們猜公鳥說了捨抹 ? 先自己想想才能往下拉=ˇ=

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牠說:「下面羊(養)死了」

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  • 1樓

    1樓搶頭香

    白痴 哈 ((笑奔

  • sara6223 at February 28, 2009 04:57 PM comment
  • -.-..

  • Blog Owner at February 28, 2009 11:13 PM Reply
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    2樓頸推

    去死吧.

    = =

  • faye1536 at February 28, 2009 11:09 PM comment | prosecute
  • WHY ? 不好笑 ?

  • Blog Owner at February 28, 2009 11:14 PM Reply
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    3樓坐沙發

    只有前面的好笑

  • faye1536 at February 28, 2009 11:16 PM comment | prosecute
  • 都很好笑阿XD

  • Blog Owner at March 1, 2009 12:17 PM Reply
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    哈哈哈~

    (我彭場一下)

  • lc6059 at March 1, 2009 12:09 AM comment | prosecute
  • 多謝=ˋ=

  • Blog Owner at March 1, 2009 12:17 PM Reply
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    羊的好像聽過了?


    歹徒的無言了

    套劉矮毅一句話:你本身就是個笑點! XDD

  • a4b2c2d4 at March 1, 2009 12:51 AM comment
  • 怎抹可以隨便套用我的話XD

  • Blog Owner at March 1, 2009 12:17 PM Reply
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  • 哪會XD ?

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  • 哪會 ?!

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    真是太好笑了!!!

  • s45678901 at March 14, 2009 06:54 AM comment | prosecute
  • 終於有人笑了XDD

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    他哪裡養 XDD

  • at May 29, 2009 06:23 PM comment
  • 給你猜 0.0"

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  • 笑一葛 快 -.-

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