July 27, 2010

Militant Monkey


這篇文章應該歸類為"保育類"文章啊

猴子真的很忙!
在柴山,他們要忙著做觀光,還要偷遊客的水果,
一方面是娛樂遊客,但有肩負著野獸嚇人的使命。

這回更妙了
蓋達組織居然訓練猴子當恐怖份子
他們用香蕉制約訓練猴子,讓他們學會持槍、射擊

像不像八分樣!

美國大兵看到猴子拿著機關槍、迫擊炮對著他們
應該嚇傻啊!
"Mayday, Mayday, we're encountering severe attack by the MONKEYS "

我真的很想看這樣的新聞發生在阿富汗

BAND of MONKEYS!!!!

<h1>Top 10 Militant Animals</h1>

A sensationalist report in the Chinese press claims Afghanistan's Taliban has been training monkeys to wage war. TIME takes a look at animals pressed into service




Last week, a report in the Chinese state-run <i>People's Daily</i> newspaper alleged that the Afghan Taliban has begun training monkeys in areas along the Afghanistan-Pakistan border as part of the struggle against occupying NATO forces. According to the story, the monkeys are sometimes offered bananas and peanuts as "a series of rewards and punishments to gradually teach them how to" fire Kalashnikovs, light machine guns and trench mortars. (Taiwan's <i>Apple Daily</i> has come up with a brilliant computerized animation of these recruitment tactics.) The <i>People's Daily</i> article quotes a number of unnamed, supposedly "inside" sources, including a U.S. official, but NATO spokesmen have since dismissed any knowledge of these so-called "monkey terrorists."

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  • 1樓

    1樓搶頭香

    那隻撕牙裂嘴的猴子

    跟妳生氣的時候還蠻像的

    還是你也是蓋達組織訓練出來的~ㄏㄏㄏ

  • lovemoney68 at August 20, 2010 05:47 PM comment | prosecute
  • 2樓

    2樓頸推

    撕牙裂嘴 你撕牙給我看啊!!

    呲牙裂嘴!!!!

  • paiyuchi at September 1, 2010 10:32 AM comment | prosecute
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