July 3, 2009

好老公的十二屬性

1.鼠:太太發飆時刻,要似鼠畏貓,縮身發抖,不發一語頂撞。

2.牛:擔起全家之生計,要如牛耕田,任勞任怨,不敢偷懶稍息。

3.虎:夜晚寢室勤加班,要虎嘯山林,八面威風,不能懈怠無力。

4.兔:老婆吩咐有工作,要速如兔躍,敏捷矯健,不得怠慢龜步。

5.龍:偶爾金屋欲藏嬌,要行若神龍,見首隱尾,不可遺留把柄。

6.蛇:回家延誤夜已深,要虛與委蛇,遁身入室,不要驚擾清夢。

7.馬:陪同上街大瞎拼,要如馬載馱,忍辱負重,不留半點餘力。

8.羊:平常居家過生活,要乖似綿羊,馴良服貼,不發一點脾氣。

9.猴:服侍太太起居時,要精明如猴,善辨顏色,不要懶散惹禍。

10.雞:早起五更天未亮,要備妥早嚏A床前侍候,不得怕寒畏暑。

11.狗:擔負看家守產責,要搖首祈尾,迎進送出,不可有所閃失。

12.豬:剩飯余菜不可棄,要勤儉持家,欣然而受,不得挑嘴偏食。

以上純屬博君一笑~ 請勿見怪 ^^~

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