June 13, 2009

裸奔

有個女人趁先生上班時偷偷與情人廝混在床上。

有天兩人還在床上,這個女人聽到她先生車子回家的聲音,

她焦急的叫她的情人:「趕快拿著你的衣服,跳窗戶吧!」

他的情人只好拿起衣服從窗戶跳了出去,結果他縱身一跳竟然跳入一群馬拉松選手。

他只好一面提著衣服,一邊加入跑步中。

 有個選手問他:「你習慣裸奔嗎?」

 他喘著氣的回答說:「是啊,這樣一來你可感覺到風輕拂過你的肌膚。」

 另個選手又問這個裸奔的男子:「你跑步時都習慣都會把衣物拿在手上嗎?」

 他有點透不過氣來的回答:「是啊,這樣一來,比賽完我就可穿上衣服,開車回家。」

 該選手又問:「你通常都帶著保險套跑步嗎?」

 這個裸體男子說:「只有在下雨的時後才戴。」

以上純屬博君一笑~請勿見怪^^~

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    1樓搶頭香

    搶頭香 ^^

    哈哈 最後那個保險套 太好笑了

    阿伯^^ 祝您常開心喔

  • absolute52 at June 13, 2009 07:36 AM comment | prosecute
  • 哈哈 =ˇ=
    恭喜唷^^

    有空要常來唷

    祝你 常開心喔

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