May 23, 2009

我的身體不強壯

一天,一個女裁縫坐在河邊縫衣裳,                                                                               

一不小心她的頂針掉進河裏,她傷心得大哭來。                                                                               

聽到哭聲,上帝出現了。上帝問道:                                                                               

"我親愛的孩子,你為什麼哭泣啊?"

女裁縫告訴上帝事情的原委,                                                                               

並說她這枚頂針是她維持生活的工具。                                                                               

上帝把手伸入水中摸出一枚鑲著珍珠的金頂針

問女裁縫:"這個頂針是你的嗎?"

"不是。"女裁縫回答。

上帝再次把手伸進水中摸出一枚鑲著玉石的銀頂針問:                                                                               

"這個頂針是你的嗎?""不是。"女裁縫搖了搖頭。

上帝第三次把手伸進水裏摸出一個銅頂針,                                                                               

然後問:"這個頂針是你的嗎?"女裁縫點點頭說:"是的。"

見這女裁縫很誠實,上帝很高興,就把三個頂針全給了她                                                                               

幾年後,女裁縫與她的丈夫在河邊散步,                                                                               

她的丈夫一失足掉進河裏,很快就沉沒在水中。                                                                               

女裁縫忙哭喊著救命。上帝又出現了......

上帝問:"我的孩子,這次你又為什麼哭泣啊?"

"噢,上帝,

我的丈夫掉進河裏了!"

上帝跳進水中撈出一個人,是大明星喬治克魯尼,                                                                               

然後問:"這是你的丈夫嗎?"

"是的。"女裁縫哭泣著回答。

"你撒謊!

他並不是你的丈夫!"上帝憤怒了。

女裁縫慌忙說道:                                                                               

"噢,上帝,請原諒我,我撒謊是迫不得已的。

如果我說喬治克魯尼不是我的丈夫,                                                                               

您又會從水中撈出布萊德彼特,我再說不是,                                                                               

您才會撈出我的丈夫,最後我說是,                                                                               

您又會把這三個男人全都給我。

您看,我的身體並不強壯,                                                                               

如果讓我伺候三個丈夫的話,我會累死的

上帝聽了覺得還滿有道理....就原諒了女裁縫的言                                                                               

就把他丈夫救回了岸上。                                                                               

忽然間.......  丈夫就把女裁縫推入了水中


來吧,我平日有在鍛鍊身體,我夠強壯!! 

以上純屬博君一笑~請勿見怪^^~

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