April 3, 2009

翻車

有一個男的開著跑車載著他的女朋友。

女的向男的說:「如果你把車開到一百五,我就把全身衣服脫光。」

男:「那有什麼問題!」

說著猛踩油門開到一百八,女的果然就把衣服脫光。

但是因為車速太快,結果就意外翻車了。

男的被卡在車子裏出不來,於是是就叫他女朋友趕快去求救。

女:「可是我沒有穿衣服耶!!」

男:「那我借你一隻鞋子,妳遮在重點部位。」

於是他女朋友就把鞋子遮在重點部位去附近求救。

她到加油站,上氣不接下氣地告訴加油站的小弟說:

「趕..快..救救我..男朋友,他..卡..卡在裏面出不來!!」

小弟看著那隻鞋子,嘆了口氣說道:

「唉,你男朋友陷得太深,只剩鞋子在外面,這我也沒辦法...」



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