March 7, 2009

泳池的標語

母女二人去游泳池游泳,女兒跳水時,泳衣不慎破裂。
母親趕忙拿起泳池邊的標語牌給女兒遮擋重要部位,
其他人看了標語牌後不禁大笑起來。原來牌上寫著:

"危險,深兩米,熟練者使用"


母親趕快把標語牌調了。這回,人們更是大笑不止,原來背面是:
"男性專用,進前請脫衣"


尷尬的母親又拿了另一塊標語給女兒,誰知卻是寫著:
"大人30元,小童10元,20名以上半價"


於是馬上又換了一塊,母親看後差點暈倒,
"營業時間:早上9:00至晚上10:00"


看著仍在大笑的人們,母親唯有寄望最後一塊標語牌了,
可是當她看到標語牌後,她真的暈倒過去了,因為標語牌的內容是:

"此處是共用區域,為了他人的身體健康,請保持清潔。" 



以上純屬博君一笑~請勿見怪^^~

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    搶到頭香了~好久沒搶到哩^^

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