February 4, 2009

公主洗澡

從前,有個國家的公主,每天中午會帶她的女近衛隊將海邊封鎖,然後洗澡。

有個年輕的小夥子,想到了一個辦法,在公主來海邊前,將全身脫光光埋入沙灘中。
 
公主的女近衛隊例行檢查後,發現沒人,公主便在海中洗澡。

洗完澡上岸後,她發現沙灘中冒出了一個小蘑菇。

公主好奇的對這個蘑菇又搖又摸,結果這個蘑菇越變越大,公主感到很開心,就更加賣力的觸摸。

公主又想不知這蘑菇是什麼味道的,於是伸出舌頭舔了幾下,

結果這蘑菇竟然噴出了汁入射了公主的嘴裏,然後消失了。

公主把在嘴裏汁舔了幾下吞下,覺的味道還不錯,便高興的帶女近衛隊回宮。

小夥子從沙灘跳出來後,感到很興奮,便到街市中大事宣揚,讓不少男人羨慕不已。
 
第二天,公主洗完澡上岸後,發現遍地是蘑菇,很開心的把她女近衛隊們叫過來,

大聲吩咐:妳們快把這些蘑菇切下來帶回宮... 



以上純屬搏均一笑~請勿見怪^^~

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    哈哈~~又是我嗎=ˇ=?

    通通切掉好可怕唷XD

    那些男生應該很傻眼吧!

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  • 對啊~又是你耶
    恭喜妳唷!!

    幸虧不是切我的XD

    祝你 常開心喔

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