January 17, 2009

精子的30種死法

1.久不出兵,鬱悶死。 

2.忽有一天,蓄勢待發,興奮死。
 
3.千億個兄弟一擁而上,擠死。
 
4.出來發現是主人自行解決,冤死。
 
5.被濺到地上,摔死。
 
6.被噴到牆上,撞死。 

7.被衛生紙擦掉,風乾至死。 

8.被擦掉後,又扔進垃圾桶,熏死。 

9.終有一次,踏上正途,,第一個衝到終點,得意死。
 
10.第二個跑到終點,發現就晚了一步,氣死。
 
11.第三個來到終點,看別人已卿卿我我,嫉妒死。
 
12.跑不到終點的,順道參觀遊覽,迷路後轉到暈死。 

13.體力不支的,在奔跑途中累死。
 
14.跑到終點,沒見到卵子的,失望死。
 
15.跑到終點,見到了一個卵子,幸福死。
 
16.跑到終點,竟見到了兩個卵子,緊張死。 

17.被一個卵子接受,自豪死。 

18.被兩個卵子接受,威風死。 

19.被卵子拒絕,羞愧致死。 

20.因為被採取安全措施,所有兄弟落入安全套中,被自家兄弟壓死。 

21.安全套出口被打了一個結,窒息而死。 

22.意外發現安全套有針孔,驚喜死。 

23.爭先恐後出來後發現安全套被扔在水裡,淹死。
 
24.在水裡發現跟自己長相相似的蝌蚪黑的象從非洲來的,笑死。 

25.惹怒了蝌蚪,狂吞了自家好多兄弟,嚇死。 

26.第二次出發,有兄弟身上全是唾沫,噁心死。
 
27.沒被噁心死的,後來被胃液酸死。 

28.有責任感的兄弟被捐出來,放在冷藏箱裡,凍死。
 
29.抗寒的,因為一直沒有被用上,等待至死。
 
30.除了一個成人了的兄弟,其餘全白死。 





以上純屬搏均一笑~請勿見怪^^

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