January 13, 2009

大笑的原因

四個年輕的修女在星期五央求神父,讓她們有個週末的假期,

她們花了好長時間,好不容易才說服了神父,

但神父要求她們在星期一的早上要誠實的告訴他,

她們如何渡過這個週末假期.

到了星期一的上午,四個修女回來並輪流向神父報告.

第一個修女對神父說:原諒我,神父,我有罪.

神父問她:妳做了什麼?

修女回答:我看了一部R級的電影.

神父抬頭看著天空想了幾秒鐘,說:好吧!原諒妳了,去喝點聖水吧!

第一個修女離開時,神父發現第四個修女抿著嘴偷偷的在笑.

輪到第二個修女,她對神父說:原諒我,神父,我有罪.

神父說:好吧!告訴我發生了什麼事?

修女說:昨晚我偷開我哥哥的車子,並壓死了一隻狗.

神父又抬頭看著天空,想了近一分鐘,說:原諒妳了,去喝點聖水吧!

第二個修女離開時,第四個修女笑得更大聲了.

接著又輪到第三個修女報告:原諒我,神父,我有罪.

神父說:好吧!告訴我妳做了什麼?

修女告訴神父:昨夜我在大街上裸奔.

神父又抬頭看著天空,考慮了五分鐘之後才說:

上帝原諒妳了,也去喝點聖水吧!

第三個修女離開時,第四個修女竟笑倒在地上,連眼淚都笑出來了.

神父實在忍不住了,於是主動問第四個修女:好吧!

現在妳告訴我,這個週末發生了什麼有趣的事讓妳笑成這個樣子?

她好不容易忍著笑回答說:昨晚我在聖水裡面尿尿!


以上純屬搏均一笑~請勿見怪^^~

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