January 9, 2009

看A片被爸抓到時的回答

最菜的回答 :爸爸對不起, 是我不對,下次不敢了

最拍馬屁的回答 :老爸我正好要喊你呢,我媽不在,過來一起研究一下吧

最直接的回答 :好久不看了,今天爽一下嗎

最好學的回答 :今天老師上生理衛生課'生殖系統'一章,老師說不上了,讓我們自己回去查閱相關資料

最可靠的回答 :聽說黃碟質量比較差,所以用來試試我最近才買的DVD的讀盤能力

最無辜的回答 :剛才去買了一盤瘋狂英語,可不知怎麼了,放出來的是這個東西!!

最休閒的回答 :運動無處不在!!!!

最可恥的回答 :晚上吃拉麵時,老闆說沒錢找,隨手送了我一盤,說是美國進口大片..

最爽快的回答 :反正我總是要幹這個的,現在提前見識一下嗎...

最現代的回答 :都加入WTO了,也該和世界接軌了,學習一下西方列強的先進方法嗎^_^

最NB的回答 :老爸,你真是沒見過世面,這也算黃碟?!哪天我帶幾盤正宗的給你看看!!

最可笑的回答 :最近陽氣太重,釋放一下嗎!

最無知的回答 :老爸,你和我媽還是用這種方法呀?!!!

最吊的回答 :這是我女友送我的情人節禮物,要我仔細看看,明天我們排練!!

最滑頭的回答 :老師叫我們寫一篇看到黃碟後的感想,我馬上就可以寫了

最慈悲的回答 :看那個賣碟片的老闆太可憐了,出於同情就買了5盤!!!

最聰明的回答 :給一個不讓我看的理由先!!

最精彩的回答 :做愛原來還可以這樣呀!

最廣告的回答 :地球人都看這個........

最狡詐的回答 :爸爸,這個碟片是不是你的?怎麼放到我的光碟機裏了!!

最猛男的回答 :終於看到黃碟了,好象也沒那麼過癮嗎?!!!!!!!!

最無聊的回答 :聽說黃碟治感冒,不錯,還真管用!

最具哲理的回答 :這就是藝術!!

最懊惱的回答 :靠,電腦中毒了!!!!

最懶惰的回答 :爸,爆米花和可樂買回來了嗎!!!!

最杰倫的回答 :爸,麥勾安內x我媽媽!!!!


以上純屬搏均一笑~請勿見怪^^

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