January 4, 2009

母女情深

在大陸內地一個偏遠的山上,住著一對母女,過著非常簡樸的生活,許多現代化的電器產品都從未見過。

某日,因為據說山上有反動份子出沒,母子遭牽連,被公安抓起來,且分別被關在不同的監獄中。

時至五月,母親節快到了,女兒非常想念母親,便前去求典獄長能讓她見母親一面。

典獄長說:『見面是不可能的,但我可以拿麥克風讓妳錄一段話給妳媽媽聽。」那女兒是連聲感謝,

然而典獄長又說了:「不過呢!妳 得先幫我做一件事。」

說罷便站起來,將褲子脫去,用手指了指自己那話兒,並露出淫穢的奸笑。

女兒見狀,歡歡喜喜地用雙手握住那支棒狀物,對著它大聲地說:「媽媽!母親節快樂!」



以上純屬搏均一笑~請勿見怪^^~

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  • 哈哈~~
    恭喜頭香嘿^^

    祝你 常開心喔

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