December 28, 2008

性教育

女兒:聽說〝第一次〞很痛,是怎麼個痛法呢?
媽媽:想像把一根胡蘿蔔塞到妳鼻孔裡…..

女兒:ㄛ…..那生小孩呢?聽說更痛?
媽媽:想像把一顆西瓜塞在妳鼻孔裡再拉出來….

女兒:…..?????????

兒子問老爸:『為什麼嘿咻嘿咻時會很舒服啊!』
老爸說:『就像你挖鼻孔一樣,當然舒服了。』

兒子又問:『那為什麼嘿咻嘿咻時女的比較舒服呢?
爸爸說:『因為你挖鼻孔時,舒服的是鼻孔,而不是手指啊!』

兒子再問:『那為什麼女性被強暴時會很難過呢?』
爸爸說:『如果有一天你走在路上,有人過來挖你鼻孔,你會舒服嗎?』

兒子又問:『那為什麼月經來時就不能嘿咻嘿咻呢?
爸說:『如果你流鼻血,你還會繼續去挖鼻孔嗎?

兒子繼續問:『為什麼很多男人不喜歡戴保險套?』
爸爸說:『你會戴手套挖鼻孔嗎?』



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