December 8, 2008

媽媽學英文

媽媽:「兒子、兒子!來!『It's too easy!』是啥?」
兒子:「『這! 太簡單了』。」
媽媽:「簡單還不快說?」
兒子:「啊就是『太簡單了』呀!」
媽媽:「你以為我不敢揍你嗎?」
語畢,就將兒子教訓了一頓。

接著,媽媽又問:「『what』這字何解?」
兒子:「『什麼』。」
媽媽:「我說:『what』是啥意思?」
兒子:「『什麼』!」
說完,媽媽又把兒子教訓一頓...

後來媽媽又問:「『Guest what!』是什麼意思?」
兒子抽搐的說:「『猜~~猜~~~~看~~嘛!』。」
媽媽:「我問你『Guest what!』是什麼意思?你還叫我猜猜看?」
兒子:「就~~是~~~猜~~~猜~~~~看~~~呀!」
說畢,兒子又被海扁一頓...

處罰完,媽媽又問:「好,再問你,乖乖的告訴媽就沒事。」
兒子:「嗯U_U~。」
媽媽:「常常聽到人家說『Fuck you』是啥意思?」
兒子:「(嗚).........」






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    哈哈哈

    很惡搞的一篇笑話!!

    祝我發大財喔^^

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  • 哈哈~~
    謝謝你的光臨唷~
    也恭喜你 搶頭香唷^^

    那就祝你 發大財

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