December 7, 2008

幸虧

有一對夫妻非常恩愛

但是先生很喜歡在睡覺的時候放屁!

被窩裡放屁實在很臭

妻子就警告他再這樣

小心連腸子一起放出來

先生笑了笑(嗯~~)的一聲又放了一個屁

妻子氣到講不出話來

隔天週末妻子從菜市場買菜回來

經過房間門口發現先生還在睡

再看一看袋子剛好今天有買粉腸

決定捉弄先生一下

於是抓了一條粉腸往先生褲子裡塞

就回頭到廚房準備中餐

11點到了房間鬧鐘一響

只聽見先生大叫一聲(啊~~~~~)

妻子心理覺得好笑

邊笑邊跑到房間

心想(看你以後還趕不敢在被窩放屁)

但是沒看到先生,跑哪去了呢??

此時,先生從廁所兩腳內八的走出來

說道:呼~~幸虧我及時塞了回去....... 


以上純屬博君一笑~請勿見怪^^~

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