December 3, 2008

千萬別帶老婆去你常去的地方

有一天阿男的老婆吵著要他帶她去牛肉場他不肯,推說沒有去過。 

但是他老婆還是堅持要去,阿男只好帶她去了。
 
在買票時,賣票的老先生看到阿男,興奮的說:「阿男,又來啦!」
 
阿男的老婆聽了有點不高興,但是決定看看再說,就走了進去。
 
這時,有個人忽然站起來說:「阿男,早知道你會來,快快快,幫你留了好位子呢!」 

阿男的老婆聽了更不高興了,但是家醜不可外揚,先忍忍吧 ! 

看著脫衣舞孃一件一件的脫光光,只剩一件小褲褲。
 
脫衣舞孃笑著邊脫邊說:「這一件小褲褲要給誰呢?」
 
全場的人忽然一同說:「給阿男的。」
 
這時,可憐的阿男已經無地自容,而他的老婆也快忍不住了。 

於是他們兩個便坐上計程車要回家。
 
在路上,阿男的老婆已經忍不住了,破口大罵。 

這時,計程車司機說話了: 「阿男啊!今天的妞比較兇唷!」
 




以上純屬博君一笑~請勿見怪^^

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    剛好心情一整個突然浮上心頭..
    沒事,多謝大哥的祝福

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  • 沒事就好~
    心情放開朗一點唷

    祝你 常開心喔

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