December 1, 2008

小孩別多話

有一天小明上學來,老師發現他臉上腫了一大塊,就問他:「小明你是怎麼啦?」

小明回答說:「昨天我不敢一個人睡,就跑去跟爸爸媽媽睡,後來爸爸就問我睡著了沒,我說還沒,過了一陣子,爸爸又問我睡著了沒,我又說還沒。

結果爸爸就很生氣的往我眼睛打了一拳說:「你為什麼都不睡覺呢?」

老師聽了之後大概了解是什麼情況

老師就跟小明說:「爸爸媽媽晚上的時候可能還有一些事情要做,老師教你:如果爸爸再問你睡著了沒的話,你就不要回答,假裝睡著了,這樣就好了啊。」

隔天小明來上學了,結果這次變兩''黑輪''

老師就很吶悶問小明說:「小明啊~你沒用老師教你的方法嗎?」

小明說:「有啊,爸爸問我的時候,我都沒有出聲啊」

老師:「那為什麼你還會被爸爸修理呢?」

小明:「昨天我感覺床一陣天搖地動,然後聽見爸爸說:「我要去了,我要去了」,接著媽媽也說:「我也要去了,我也要去了」

我就很興奮的跳起來說:「你們要去那裡,我也要去」

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