November 29, 2008

動物當兵記

有天在森林裡

進行著徵召動物們從軍去打仗

於是森林裡的動物全都要來體檢

排第一的猴子很不想從軍去

他看看他的長尾巴

於是牙一咬狠下心來把他折斷

進去後 ...

軍醫說:猴子尾巴斷了 是殘障 不用當兵啦....

排第二的兔子看到猴子這般行為後

也毅然決然的把他的長耳朵給折斷了

進去後 ...

軍醫說:兔子耳朵斷了 是殘障 不用當兵啦...

排第三的黑熊心想..

『我耳朵那麼短尾巴有跟沒有差不多怎麼辦呢?』

好心的兔子與猴子來幫他想辦法..

忽然猴子大呼:我知道了把你的牙打斷你就算殘障啦!

於是猴子與兔子狠狠地K了黑熊一頓

把他的牙全打斷.....

黑熊雖然痛但也很開心地進去體檢了

不久後 只見黑熊摀著嘴出來

哭著說.........................


....他們說我太胖..不用當兵啦!!!

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    噗...

    還真笨阿>w<

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    是阿,還白白被K了幾拳呢!

    祝你 常開心喔

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