November 28, 2008

人類與魚類

1.老婆 = 鹹魚 →可放很久都不會壞
但是很好下飯啊,一小口就可以鹹很久。換句話說,你只要給她一句甜言蜜語,她就會愛妳很久喔!

2.情人 = 甲魚 →很黏人
吸乾了之後,你都不用撥,它自己就會掉了!

3.妓女 = 河豚 →很好吃但很毒
但是,有的都是已經爛掉的,或只能被風乾做裝飾品。

4.別人的老婆 = 熱帶魚 →好看但不能吃
這點很重要喔!有得或許也不好吃啦!

5.60歲以上的女人 = 柴魚 →已經乾掉了
還好啦,不過還蠻有韻〝味〞的。屁兒對柴魚很過敏。

6.丈夫 = 鮭魚或烏魚→不安於室,但終究還是會游回家
呵!呵!雖然會游回家,但是很有可能已經在外面撒種囉,各位鹹魚要注意啦!

7.情郎 = 鰻魚 →尤其是電鰻,會放電電人的
看來我不適合當情郎了,因為我不會放電,也不夠油嘴滑舌!

8.牛郎 = 鱷魚 →大小通吃,吃完不吐骨頭
妳以為他們高興啊?有些柴魚真的會讓鱷魚難以下嚥啊,太腥臭了!

9.別人的丈夫 = 紅龍 →身價百萬
拜託,不是每隻都是紅龍。有些也只是虱目魚,肉少多刺!

10.老男人 = 魷魚→ 全身無骨頭,軟趴趴的,站不起來
笨啊!老男人的周邊商品才值錢哩!魷魚絲、魷魚乾、魷魚片都頗有賣點呢!

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