Lynette's Blog

Hello ppl! Hope you enjoyed my short novel! :) ANYWAY okay times have been rough after the release of the results and all and like a lot of ppl are writing farewell messages and what not. BUT I SHAN'T. Cause also not going to farewell right?
HA! YEZZUM. Different class then different class lor, i'm also different class with so many of my friends and even different schools also no big deal. And even though i've not met some of them since like june or something v long ago like that but we're still as close as eva so i think that we can still be friends! :)
And i'm feeling kinda happy cause... dum dum dum!!! I have a part-time maid!!! :) TEEHEE. She is actually my ex-ex-maid la but she will clean our house once a week and that makes me happy. Even though i had to wake up at like 10.30 today which is slightly insane but!!! when i came home just now my kitchen and my toilet and everything was so nice and clean! And next week she will bathe my doggies, so no fear my friends, my dogs will not stink that much anymore!!! :) Haha but my that maid really like long time no see manz. Like since primary school! And i can't believe how short i was cause she said last time i was like -here(gesture to some very short height) and now WOW im -here!(gesture to my now height) and her son like crazy cause got kid alrdy so she is a grandma and her son is like my sister's age. YUPZ and we told my mummy that she shld give us a reward for not giving her a grandson yet. TEEHEE and she said i'm good gal and ask me what i want for christmas. WHICH BRINGS ME TO...

Hello everyone, this post is to showcase my new novel entitled A Vehicle I Befriended. It is a children's novel so older people might not be able to appreciate it's full literary value.

There are many vehicles in the world, Cars, Trucks, Lorries, but there is one special vehicle that we should be wary of, and that is the Van. This is a story of a Van I befriended.

I'm gonna keep harping on the fact that im freakin fat until someone sponsors me to go liposuction okay. HAHA. I totally sad gal today cause the who got the what so abandon me there. :( Then it was like raining and i was friendless and fat and i wanted to take a bus home but i went to the wrong bus stop so i had to take another bus to change and waste my 35cents. LIFE SUX.
OH and today i broke up with pig shit cause she bluff me. HAI our 5th year of friendship ends here. PLS REFLECT okay! My relationship with poh has alrdy lasted for like 7 years and quite smooth sailing aside from the 2 years in between. BUT LOOK AT US. SIGH. Disappointed.
OKAY aside from that got good news and that is like cause PW is OVER. HAHAHAHAHA. Okay v high when i type that. Everyone go and post like pw over so i think i also must cause i am trendy and hip. And also cause i give in easily to peer pressure. HAHA. Ya okay so whatever. No more pw=no more stress! YES i realised my stress this year is all from pw. I promos still quite okayish never get pissed or whtvr when i get u for econs. Take my chinese A levels which were horrendous also just don't care. BUT pw arh... Terrible this one. Everyday make me stress only! And get sleepless nights! And so many other things which i think cannot say here. (SEE THAT'S WHY CANNOT TELL PPL MY BLOG!) WOW like totally can sleep early from now on. No need to help other ppl do their work! :) Teehee. Finally!!! :)

Okay so arh now my feet v pain and achy cause minz and i act smart go chinatown buy chapteh. Like srsly okay the whole chinatown only 1 shop sell chapteh and that shop the ppl v lazy like close so early!!! OH MY WHAT THE WHAT THE OH MY! Walk like shitz and in the end like no chapteh. ANGRY!!! And like we totally saw some tourist that looked like torres. Teehee. Saw him like 5times?! Totally fated okay!!! I got new mission alrdy, after As or smthg i gonna camp at the changi airport first class arrival gate and wait for my future husband. HAHA. Since no money fly to england to find so no choice must settle for this. But maybe i will lose weight first. Even though i am NOT fat. Okay fine la i am but TSK dont need to so mean right!!! Even though now i am sad cause my husband(s) have not acknowledged my beauty and whtvr. HAHA shitz i think i am damn grozz. :(
ANYWAYz. I think must really conserve traditional games cause we totally ask them "do you sell chapteh?" and the person say "yes! got a lot of chopsticks!". :/ like ermz. And i think i am spoilt gal cause we walk until v tired and v happy when i saw coffee bean. HAHA. And totally just run in to buy drink. Teehee. :)
I must say this again okay, i h8 the lorry and the brawlus everyday say me fat and what face v round and only because my chin sharp then save me. I want to tell you all to eat shit!!! Totally not my friends dont even know what is my fav drink and get angry just cause i never hear properly and lose bridge.

you are like the peas in my rice. i have an intense dislike for you and feel like puking when you try to come near me, but i don't say anything so i won't inconvenience anyone, i merely poke you around my plate and throw you away when im done.
Am i weird? :/

HI I am at minnie's house even though i should be like doing my i&r and i think i cannot stay at her condo cause arh got minimart and 7-11 with nice nice nice nice food=fat lynette. :( I totally like went her hse and bought like hiphop jelly and yanyan and share with her prawn crackers. :( And i think i must practice playing taiti alrdy cause now i play then never win, last time always v pro then win one leh. :( SAD SAD SAD.
Anyways i must say hi to wanlin cause she said she doesnt want to friend me just because she didnt know my blog. Although it is very pettypig of her to say that but i must accomodate her and so i will blog abt her to make her happy. :) nicegal is me, and her.
And that minnie koo is like sleeping, what a pig, she like not scared i rape her or smthg cause i am in her room and she like closed the door. She never learn that cannot anyhow let ppl into yr room+sleep when got ppl in yr room. TSK TSK. Luckily i alrdy got torres so i wont think abt raping her(actually no torres also wont think abt it la, but cannot say until so mean). OKAY and i blog here very distracting cause got the simon webbe's abs staring at me. HAHA.

Hi world! Do you know what i just did? I just changed my bedsheets. :/
I suppose to blog cause yj is bored and im a nicegal to blog when my friends want to read. :D
I think i want to work in fourleaves cause i love their cakes!!! I ate the strawberry shortcake just now and i want the blackforest and mango tropicana!!! :)

The girl is siao okay go and reject torres, even though the other one is like his best friend and all but torres is TOTALLY BETTER. Oh i will totally just accept and kiss him instead then. HAHA. Okay maybe i am the siao one. Just wanted to share with the world the hotttttness that is my husband. So now that it's done. BYEBYE.
P.s: SO DEAD FOR PROMOS. :(

PROMOS HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED. Battled the GP monster and emerged with a few battle scars but generally aye-okay! ;)
Hopefully i'll pass, or even better SCORE! :D Okayz and im feeling kinda jealous cause everyone's promos end like earlier than mine=more time to play!!! SIGH. Time time time, what i srsly need now. I want to control time, yes that's my superhero ability, to bend space and time. Jealous? Haha but currently still failing miserably at attempting to time travel, my only skill now is running fast. (Yj, Van and Huan shld have experienced. :P)

Haha i a bit long never update and i know like totally everyone missed me! :)
I totally can just die now cause arh i thought history can pass but then arh i look at the notes then totally BLANK. :( Sadness consumes my soul.
And sometimes i also dont know why ppls emotions so haywire like take a chill pill man. Srsly. Maybe i frm girls school for like 10yrs so i dont know, then my bad but still cant fathom the inner beings of ppl... Hmmz... Must go and do research. :)

Haha yes after staying up till 4.30 to do my econs i have finally completed it!!! ;)
Happiness is mine!... for now. :( Yupz feel so much better after erasing econs from my to-do list
And actually yesterday had smthg interesting to say but i was too busy to blog so arh didnt

I'm v sad
I want to eat my chips with salsa
But the salsa jar cant open

Van v bad, later jian qiong see then she angry. :(
I like mylifeisaverage cause arh they like to talk abt harry potter. :D
OH and yesterday i went to youtube the pokemon song!!!

I am really very guai now leh keep updating for all those bored ppl to read. :)
OKAY eggciting news! I got a hello kitty keyboard!!! Like im using it now to type this so uber cool right!
It's like PINK and has hello kitties all over! :D