July 2, 2009

笑話

A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a

few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."

So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,

so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"

God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."

The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you,

how much is a million dollars?"

God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."

The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me

five cents please?"

God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son.

Just wait five minutes!" 

這是富有文學術仰ㄉ人在看ㄉ
只看英文
如果看不懂那就讓我來教你們吧
中文版
我自己翻譯ㄉ
有個男的去拜訪神, 並對神說 '我可以問你一些問題嗎?'. 神說 '好啊, 你問.' 男的便問 '神啊, 你已經存在在這世上好久了, 對你來說, 一千年算多久啊?' 神說 '就像你們的五分鐘那麼短' 男的回 '真的嗎? 真有趣.. 那這樣說, 一百萬對你來說算多少啊?' 神說 '對我來說, 就像是五分錢一樣少.' 男的又說 '真的嗎? 那你借我五分錢好不好?' 神笑笑地回答 '當然沒問題啦.. 你等我五分鐘!!'

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    標題是你的名子嗎?XD

  • gj94ek20713 at July 13, 2009 03:38 PM comment
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