April 21, 2009

路隊長的驕傲&台客的世界

這幾天不知道是沙小

                              路上的車變多

               怪了   中油又沒降價

                                                  車多就算了

               操你媽的路隊長!!明知道車多   不會開車的話   就乖乖的歐都賣夢ㄎㄧㄚˊ   不要開出來在路上豆豆油   當路隊長

                           操你媽的路隊長!!你不知道你這樣開車   前面路況空蕩蕩   後面卡車卡的要死   台灣道路會塞車   95%都是你們這種濫咖造成的

                          不會開車又裝會開   裝會開又不敢踩油門

                                                              是怎樣??...怕踩油門會耗油

             操!!怕耗油就把車賣了不會嗎!!這樣最省油啦

                                           市區遵守速限也不要開在內線佔據車道咩!操你媽的路隊長!!!

-------------------------------------------------------------台灣台客的悲哀-------------------------------------------------------------
             下雨天.....有些平常出門不開車的台客

                                                            這時候~就是把他們的愛車開出來亮相的時刻了

                    最近.....看了幾台台客車

                                                                                            唉.....想當初.....小老弟我也年輕過.....但還不至於台到這種地步

                   頂多是把外觀弄的跟日系同款車的外型而已

                                                               就像三菱LANCER改EVOLUTION的外觀罷了.....

            最近看到的......實在不敢恭維....

PART  I

                        GLOBAL  LANCER頭改EVO就算了....還說得過去

                                                     尾燈貼同色卡典西德紙....還剪裁成類似LEXUS  IS250尾燈式樣

                  是怎樣.....跟大眾宣告

                                                                         你買不起LEXUS   所以你要把尾燈弄得跟他一樣  好讓大家認為你是山寨板的LEXUS嗎

                                      GLOBAL  LANCER就是GLOBAL  LANCER

                           不會變成LEXUS

                GLOBAL  LANCER就是GLOBAL  LANCER

                           不會變成EVOLUTION

                                     沒錢買高級車   就省點錢存錢買   這樣不就好了

                                                                                搞東搞西弄的四不像  真是台逼......

PART  II

                     SWIFT.....中文名詞是褐雨燕

                     GOLF......中文名詞是高爾夫

                                                            看來看去    扯不上關係

                                  但自從GOLF  V  問世後

                                                                              仿間就看到台灣的空力套件廠

                                       為了完成SWIFT車主沒錢買V W  GOLF  V的夢想

                                                                              研發出了山寨板的保桿

                                                                                                          讓SWIFT的車主  可以一圓開GOLF  V的夢想

                                            只是.....

                                                                  SWIFT就是SWIFT

                                                                                                換保桿隔天起來也不會變成GOLF

                                                               再者    SWIFT的歐規板保桿也不錯

                                 幹嘛不裝

                                                         我妹婿就是裝那款   不錯看阿

                         幹嘛要仿GOLF.......台逼......

PART  III

                                    最經典的.............MAZDA

                                                               今天早上上班

                                                                                   快到公司門口時    在路口看到對向一台GOLF  V很快的開過來

                                                                                                            耶~不對.....GOLFV沒這麼寬阿    車頭水相罩也沒這麼小

                                                        等他開近後看

                                             哇靠!!MAZDA  3

                                                                         挖操!!這能看嗎......

                                                       馬自達+GOLF......馬自達+GOLF......??  合併不就成了......馬伕

                                     原來~馬自達3的某些車主

                                                                         除了愛自誇自己的愛車為M3以外(同樣是宣告大眾   我買不起BMW  所以買馬3   這樣也可以稱M3喔)    也愛當馬伕阿

                                         真是經典阿...........我輸了.........

                             好好一台車

                                                  是啥品牌的車就裝啥品牌的東西或是改裝品

                     不要沒事把其他車的精品裝上去
    
                                            顯示你眼光很特別嗎??

                                            顯示你眼光很特殊嗎??

                這種沒品味的事

                                                   只有台客做的出來

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