[轉錄][翻譯] 外國人眼中的台灣女生 其之一
Taiwan, Republic of China, is a combination of the old China of the
Tang Dynasty and the modern, commercial world. Traditional customs coincide
with modern high-tech industry. Taiwan girls (I'll call them TG's from now on)
reflect this aspect of their culture.
TG's are very modern in their pursuit of carnal happiness. They like sex,
and they demand it. But they also have the centuries-old tradition of the
dainty, foot-bound maiden whose only desire is to serve her man.
The old ideal of a proper women who doesn't enjoy sex, who eats like a bird,
and who has no "un-genteel" habits such as shitting, farting, or bad breath
has survived throughout the ages. Modern TG's handle this disparity of desires
and cultural ideals by game playing. And if you want to succeed in getting a
TG in the sack, you've got to understand the rules of these games.
In every physical relationship with a TG, there are two stages:
getting there and after the first fuck.
在與台馬的肉體關係可分為兩個階段 - 到達高潮；第一次相幹之後
First, though, we'll go over a few idiosyncrasies about life in general which
can affect your efforts to get laid.
The population of Taiwan is one of the most superstitious peoples in the world.
Much of their life revolves around the supernatural. For example, the Chines
month which occurs at about the same time as August is sometimes known as the
month of ghosts. This is a bad time to be walking around with some young thing
after dark. University graduates, acknowledging that this is base superstition,
will still adhere to this kind of belief. Timing is critical.
Certain days and even the time of day has a critical impact on what a person
does. Contracts might not be signed one a certain day because that would be
bad luck. Getting laid on a certain day may be the best thing or the worst
thing that can happen based on the astrological signs.
This obviously can work for or against you.
*2.洋番：窩坎弄曆金舔適合達砲，May I fuck you?
台馬：Sure! Lunar calendar!? You're so cute hahaa~
Coupled with timing is the belief in Chinese astrology. Based on in which
Chinese year you were born can go a long ways in a TG's determination on
whether or not to fuck you. This may be more prevalent on deciding on
marriage,but it can relate to a roll in the hay, too.
There is also a heavy reliance on the use of fortune tellers
(blind fortune tellers are considered particularly accurate).
A TG may ask her fortune teller if she should take matters up to the next level.
Depending on the fortune teller's response can make the difference between
success or jerking off. I once met a beautiful, rich TG. When we finally
fucked, I thought it was because of my suave and debonair attitude coupled
with my tremendously sexy and manly physique. Then she had to pop my bubble by
letting me know that her fortune teller had told her that within a week, she
would meet a man from outside Taipei and from 173 cm to 175 cm tall whom she
should get to know as he would bring her wealth. I am 173 cm (5'8"), so she
used sex to attach me, having fun and ensuring her access to business at the
same time (throwing out my dreams I was somehow turning into a ladies' man,
sad to say.)
算命的告訴他 - 這週內會遇到一個174公分左右的外地人；如果能夠與這個外地人結交，
The point of these preceding paragraphs is that logic and desire may not result
in consummation. If the cards are stacked against you, there might be nothing
you can do and you would be better off throwing in the towel and finding an
easier target elsewhere.
On the other hand, once a TG sets her mind to it, she isn't going to let go.
She will do anything in her power to get it done. If she wants to fuck you,
she will arrange for it to happen. I taught a TG here in the US how to give
blowjobs because she wanted to snag another guy who didn't like her.
It was surreal. I'd go over to her apartment and give her instructions while
she was going down on me. Yea, she was "using me," and didn't give much of a
shit for me, but I got a half-dozen blowjobs out of it, so who cares?
GETTING LAID FOR THE FIRST TIME
OK, you have met a TG, and you are anxious to score. How do you get to the
sack? If you are a foreigner, particularly a white man, you've got a very good
advantage. She has heard much about your prowess in bed, and she wants to try.
If you are black, you may or may not have an even greater advantage. The idea
of "jungle fever" is not lost on TG's, although the attitude encompasses all
foreigners. While they are more prejudice than many people, if they think they
can get away with it without anyone back home knowing about it, most would
love to have an experience with a black man as well as a white man thinking that
both would be the penultimate in sexual pleasure.
The key is that you are a foreigner. As a "waigwo ren," you somehow fall
outside the conventions of "polite" society, read "Chinese" society.
There would be no or less loss of face for getting down and dirty.
If you think she is a tramp, well, frankly your opinion doesn't matter as you
are not Chinese. Get pissed off at this thinking if you want,
or use it to your advantage by getting laid.
Appearance does not matter nearly as much to a TG as it does to girls from
other countries. The almighty dollar does, though. If you are rich,
that means you are powerful, hence, sexy. You don't necessarily have to spend
it on them, but you must at lest act as if you have it. Or if you don't have it,
you soon will.
Don't go overboard in trying to impress them with kindness.
Be a little aloof. Make the decisions. Don't be a jerk, though;
consider her feelings, but you make the decisions.
This should be common sense, but don't criticize Chinese culture! Don't
condescend to them. Remember, they think they are superior to you. Unless they
are trying to hook a husband because they think women are more free in Western
nations, they are with you for a good time only, not because they think you
are from an advanced culture.
OK, now for the game playing part.
TG's almost never say what they mean when it comes to sex and relationships.
I've had it explained to me as the "Three No Rule." That is, a girl must say
"no" three times before she means it.
You are kissing her and slide your hand up her shirt. She takes your hand and
removes it. That is only one "no." You are expected to try again. By saying
"no," she has saved her reputation. As an American, I know "no" means "no."
With my first TG in Taipei, we were getting hot and heavy when I stuck my hands
down her pants. She took my hand out and said she couldn't. Pretty frustrated,
I quit, and shortly later took her home. The next day, her friend asked me why
I didn't like her. When I told her I didn't understand, she said the TG was
rather disappointed that I didn't find her attractive enough to go for it
harder. TG's will also say "no" while you are doing it. You've got your hand
down her pants, and she might say "no," all the while holding your hand so you
can't get it out. Or you are going down on her and she keeps saying "no" while
holding your ears in a vise lock so you couldn't get away if you tried.
Although this is changing somewhat, you'll probably not get laid on the first
opportunity. If she is a teenager out to have fun at one of the expensive
nightclubs, or if she is married, then you might. Usually, though,
a TG must be a "good" girl and not actually fuck that fist time.
The second opportunity is fine, though, because she has already proved
that she is a "good girl."
Where can you do it? If you are home, wherever you normally do it is fine.
But if you are in Taiwan, you've got some problems. Many TG's live with
extended families. It's hard to fuck "syaujye" while "fuchin" and "muchin"
are in the next room. If you've already got a relationship going, you can
check into one of the many short-term hotels that are everywhere. Colorful fronts,
dark lobbies where she can stand out of site from the desk while you select
which kind of room you want, and a dozen or so choices of rooms, most with
frilly beds, mirrors on the ceilings, and porn on the tube. Four hours costs about $20-30.
For the first time, your best chances are at an MTV. This isn't our MTV,
but a place where you can go to rent videos and watch them in small,
Each room can be darkened and has a large couch in it. It is quite easy to
lie down together, and go on from there. Although this is supposed to be for
anyone, mostly couples seem to use them. If you're invited to one of these,
especially if she recommends that you watch two movies, you're in.
Pay attention to the "friend." Just like in high school,
TG's often use friends to pass along the hint. If she tells you you are
handsome, it's coming from the TG. She can say things without regards to face
because she isn't the one hopping in the sack with you.
Don't pay too much attention to her tits the first time if they are small.
TG's have somewhat of an inferiority complex about them. Don't ignore them,
but don't focus on them.
Finally, don't forget the older woman. Successful Taiwan men almost always
have a mistress. Now, their wives are fighting back. If you don't mind a
married women out looking for fun, give them a shot. Usually, they will pay
for everything, too, even to presents and gifts. Nothing seems to make them
more satisfied than to get laid while spending their husbands' money to do it.
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