男人的心聲 -- About "No sex for 40 days & nights"
今天中午 又有人抱怨我還沒把"花心男人是進化未完成"那篇文章翻成英文 我在skype上大概跟他解釋一下說我認為男人會花心是因為 進化未完全 沒想到他就開始大吐苦水 說生為男人的痛苦 男人會好色 只是進化的"合理"結果...然後我們就開始男女的論戰.....我覺得很好笑 徵得他的同意 在不提及他的真實姓名情況下 把我們的對話 貼上我的網誌
A friend from skype also complained that I haven't translated my another article which mentioned 'No sex for 40 days & nights'. I briefly explained to him that I think some men like to be playboy is because they have not completed the evolution. Then we started to debate on this issue. It's funny so I post our conversation on my blog under his permission without showing his name.
男Man : you haven't translated you entry about "No sex for 40 days & nights"... 你還沒翻譯那篇你提到"40日與夜 無性事"的文章....
女woman: ![]()
女woman : that's a movie's title 那是一部電影啦 (中文片名: 停機40天)
男Man : as a man I would be very interested to read it...
生為一個男人 我很感興趣這議題 想讀讀看你的文章...
女woman : you never saw that movie? 你沒看過這部電影阿?
男Man : no.. but I heard about it. 沒 但聽過
男Man 說 : I fully agree that ”The male was biologically designed to spread his seed” 我完全同意那句話 "就生物學上 男人是被設計來散佈他的'種子'的"
男Man 說 : I can feel that pressure every day...
我可是每天都能感受到這股壓力
女woman : that artical is about I think playboy has not completed the evolution 那文章只是關於 我認為花心男人是因進化未完成
女woman : so they screw around 所以他們到處亂搞
男Man : yes. I guess that's a fact. 是ㄚ 我猜想那是事實
男Man : It's really no fun to be a man. ha. 當男人可不好玩的 哈!
女woman : but I prefer real human that has completed the evolution 但我寧願要"進化完成的真人類"
男Man : show me one that has "completed" the evolution... 找個"完成進化"的男人 來給我看!!
男Man : it does not exist. 那根本不存在
女woman : ![]()
男Man : you can not change something that has been successfull during many thousand years.. within a century 你無法在一個世紀內 改變那些經過幾千年來而成功的事實
女woman : really? 真的?
男Man : evolution is a very slow process. 進化是很緩慢的過程
女woman: for thousand years, people didn't believe the earth is round 有幾千年 人類也不相信地球是圓的ㄚ (我的意思是 這一世紀來 人都可發射太空船去外太空了 還有什麼不可能?)
男Man : basically what must happen is... that does men ... who are born with a "weak sex drive" must be more successfull in having children. So their "no sex" DNA will spread faster than the DNA of the "horny" guys. 基本上 應該要發生的是 那些性慾較弱的男人"應該" 要在繁延子孫方面上更成功 所以他們的"無性慾"DNA 才能比 "好色"男人的DNA傳播的更快 (他的意思是說 事實上並非如此 所以"好色"是進化之後的結果)
女woman : I see 了解
女woman: ok, I will translate that artical for you 好啦 我會把我的文章翻譯
女woman: then you can read my theory 這樣你就能知道我的論點了 (我可是完全不同意他的說法)
男Man : ok. the problem is.. that the horny guy is more likely to get you pregnant. 好 問題是 ...好色男人是更容易讓女人懷孕的 (所以傳播基因的機會更大)
男Man : of course now you can say... that you don't like horny guys and you will avoid them. 當然現在你會說 你不喜歡好色的男人 也會避免跟那種男人交往
男Man : so you will end up with a guy that has a "weak sex drive".. 所以 最後你只能跟"性慾低"的男人在一起
女woman : Can I put your opinion on my blog?? 我可以把你的看法放上我的布落格嗎?
男Man : however .. this guy is unlikely to get you pregnant... 可是那種男人是比較不可能讓女人懷孕的...
男Man : it's not my opinion. It's evolution theory. 這不是我的看法 是進化的理論
男Man : Because it's frustrating. Many women turn you on. You want to have sex with them. But in most cases you can not. VERY frustrating. Especially if you are 15 and cannot afford a motel..hahaha 因為這很令人氣餒 很多女人讓你慾火焚身 你想跟她們上床 但大部分的情況是不行 真的很挫折 特別是當你才15歲 又付不起上motel的錢 哈哈哈
男Man : so.. now of course the question is... why are women not so horny... or let's say... not so willing to have sex with "anybody"....所以 當然現在問題是... 為什麼女人不是那麼好色 ...或者說...不是那麼願意跟"任何男人"上床 (呦 是女人的錯嘍
)
.....
女woman: then what makes human different from monkey?? 是甚麼造成人跟猴子有差別?
女woman : it's evolution!! 是進化ㄚ
男Man : sure 當然
男Man : and one reason why the human evolution was so successful is because men are "horny" 其中一個理由 使人類進化之所以那麼成功 就是因為男人好色 (太超過!)
男Man :
(看他得意的勒)
女woman: no, if man acts like monkey, getting many women, I would say that's because he has not completed the process of evolution 才不是 如果男人行為跟猴子一樣 到處跟很多女人做 我只會說他還沒完成進化的過程
男Man : but he cannot!! because women will not have sex with him that easily... or maybe they will have sex.. but they certainly will not have babies with such a man. 但是他沒辦法ㄚ 因為女人不會那麼輕易就讓男人上 或者他們有做 但女人當然也不會想要有那種男人的小孩
男Man : the fact that men are horny is a RESULT of evolution. Evolution has PROOVEN that this behaviour is most successful. 事實就是男人好色是進化的"結果" 進化已證明了 這種行為是最成功的
男Man : if other behaviour would be more successful then men would be different... 假如有其他行為可更成功 那男人也許會不一樣
女woman : so you should thank woman who push the entire human being to evolute 所以你要感謝女人 推動整體人類的進化 (不然我們還像猴子一樣 )
男Man : well... then you can also thank men for the same... 那你同樣也要感謝男人
男Man : it's the combination of both that is successful 是兩股勢力結合才成功
男Man :
(真是死皮賴臉! 還好他看不懂中文 所以我可以罵他
)
女woman : if 'horny is result, why is monkey still monkey? 如果"好色"是結果 那為何猴子還是猴子??
女woman : because monkey is not as horny as man?? 是因為猴子沒有像男人那麼色嗎??
男Man : no.. there are just so many different formes of life. You could also ask why is a lion or a blue whale not like human...不 有那麼多種不同的生命形式 妳也可以問為何獅子或藍鯨不是像人類...
男Man : every form of life is successful in their area. Well.. some are not.. some stop existing! 每種生命的形式 在他們自己的領域都是成功的 有些可能不是 有些甚至不存在了...
女woman: but monkey is the closest to human 但猴子是最接近人的(或是黑猩猩之類的)
男Man : close - but still different. 接近 但還是不同
女woman : yes, I think the result is man chose to control themselves, that's why man is different from monkey 對 但我還是認為 人選擇去控制自己 這就是為何人類不同於猴子
男Man : I think it's just coincidence. 我認為那只是巧合
男Man : maybe the monkeys are wondering why we are not like them...? 或許 猴子也在想為何人類不像他們
女woman: I don't care what monkey thinks, only care what man thinks 我才不在乎猴子怎麼想 我在乎的是男人怎麼想 (誰會找猴子當男朋友 或老公阿
)
女woman : the evolution just proved that man can think, can control their desire, but monkey can not. This is the real 'result' of evolution 這進化證明了 人類能思考 可以控制自己的慾望 但猴子不能 這才是進化"真正的結果"
男Man : of course monkeys can control their desire! 猴子當然也會控制自己的慾望!
男Man : just think of all the poor males that have no female... 想想那些沒有母猴的可憐公猴
男Man (because only the boss has the right to mate) 因為只有老大有交配的權力
女woman : sure, they are forced to control themselves not by their own intension 當然 他們是被迫去控制自己的慾望 不是他們自己的本意
男Man : well.. don't you think it's the same with humans? 你不認為人類也是一樣嗎?
女woman : no, not same 不 不一樣
男Man : hm.. I think I would have had sex with all our office ladies today... if I wouldn't know that everyone would beat me up and I would lose my job. So I was forced to hold back..hahah 我想 我今天可能會跟我們辦公室裡所有的女生上床...如果我不知道每個人可能會打死我 而且我可能會失去我的工作 所以我是被迫壓抑自己的... 哈哈哈
女woman : so you are smarter than monkey, you can think 所以你比猴子聰明 你會思考阿
女woman : thank for the evolution 感謝進化論 (不然多少女生今天要遭殃 )
男Man : so does the monkey. he knows he's in trouble if he approaches the wrong female.. so he holds back. 猴子也是阿 他知道如果找錯母猴 他就有麻煩 所以他不敢輕舉妄動
男Man : when you ask "why are not all animals like us?" then you assume.. that humans are the best.. and all animals should be the same... I think this is wrong. 當你問 為何其他動物不像我們 那你是假設人類是最好的 所以所有的動物都要一樣 我認為這是錯的
女woman : I don't think human is the best 我不認為人類是最優秀的
男Man : so why do you think the monkeys should be like us? 那為何你想猴子應該像我們?
女woman: just wonder why human did not keep being like animal 我只是在想 為何人類沒有繼續保持像其他的動物? (這樣女人或許會認命 被劈腿了也不用被氣死 或真的去死 沒事搞什麼進化??)
女woman: if human still act like monkey, I think you would be happy, because you might have more chances to sex more women if you are stronge enough 如果人類還繼續過像猴子一樣的生活 我想你或許會很快樂 因為 你可能有更多機會 跟更多女人上床 如果你夠強的話
男Man : IF....是阿 "如果"
男Man : If I was a millionaire or a movie start I could also have as much sex as I want.. no need to be a monkey
如果我是大富豪 或是大明星 不必當猴子 我也可以要多少女人 就有多少女人
女woman : yes, the same, it means you have the power 是啦 一樣的意思 那代表你有權力 地位
男Man : hm 嗯
女woman: but not all millionaire or movie start wants to be horny 但並非所有的大富豪 或是大明星都想那麼好色阿
女woman : they still can choose 他們還是會選擇 (當好男人 還是好色的男人)
男Man : yes.. but in general their women are more beautiful...and they also seem to change more often.. haha
是阿 但總體來講 他們的女人都比較漂亮 而且似乎他們也常常換....
女woman : more and more men who have power nowadays are smarter to make a wiser choice than monkey king. 現代越來越多有權力的男人 比起猴王 是更聰明 能做更睿智的選擇 (他有能力可擁有三妻四妾的 但他選擇只鐘情一人 有猴王能做到嗎? ) (勝!!
)
男Man : anyway - don't worry. I am not a monkey.. and certainly not a king. 不管怎麼說 別擔心 我不是一隻猴 當然也絕不是一個"王" (知道就好
)

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姆 這傢伙整個就是在詭辯嘛......
咱贊同雪姐(可以這麼稱呼嗎XD?)的論點^^
只會用下半身思考的傢伙
不只惹女性們討厭
還讓同性背上污名
"進化不完全"這個論點真的很貼切
咱大概還會給他們加一個"智能發育不全"吧030"
有空來咱的窩坐坐XD"
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咱贊同雪姐的論點~
這傢伙整個就是在詭辯嘛......
不愧是"進化不完全"的傢伙
有空來咱窩逛逛XD"
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