January 29, 2010

Monday morning














Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start with...
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡,一個有趣的對話發生了...


"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
「爹地,我是怎麼來到這世界的?」

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
「哦,兒子啊,總有一天我會讓你知道的。」

"So why not today? Please!"
「拜託!為什麼今天不行?」

"OK, but listen carefully."
「好吧,你仔細聽著!」
"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識,
In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結,
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料,
When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
當我完成上傳時,我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆,
Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此,想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚,
nine months later we ended up with a virus."
就這樣,九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結



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  • 你才有病!

  • Blog Owner at February 24, 2010 09:18 PM Reply
  • 2樓

    2樓頸推

    我就是那聰明人 XD

  • sa20051123 at January 30, 2010 01:58 PM comment | prosecute
  • 加油!離我不遠了

  • Blog Owner at February 24, 2010 09:18 PM Reply
  • 3樓

    3樓坐沙發

    我說陳品勳你嚇到我了
    不過我想想你還是跟以前一樣討厭= =

  • 才不讓你知道我誰勒 at February 11, 2010 10:20 PM comment
  • 你說長相嗎

  • Blog Owner at February 24, 2010 09:18 PM Reply
  • 4樓

    福樓

    聰明人才看得到我留什麼.... = =

  • bestalien at February 22, 2010 11:06 AM comment | prosecute
  • 那你肯定是腦殘 哈

  • Blog Owner at February 24, 2010 09:17 PM Reply
  • 5樓

    專業的5樓

    長的還是一樣醜阿- -
    我也不知道你到底哪裡嚇到我了= =
    反正你還一樣討厭

  • 才不讓你知道我誰勒 at February 24, 2010 10:15 PM comment
  • 嚇死你我跟你講

  • Blog Owner at February 26, 2010 09:28 PM Reply
  • 6樓

    6樓

    Sealed

  • Sealed at February 26, 2010 09:50 AM comment
  • Sealed

  • Blog Owner at February 26, 2010 09:38 PM Reply
  • 7樓

    7樓

    醜八怪悔過書要自己寫長那麼醜也沒頭腦

  • 才不讓你不知道我是誰 at February 27, 2010 01:12 PM comment
  • 靠 幫寫一下會死阿 哈 看的起你才叫你寫

  • Blog Owner at February 27, 2010 01:14 PM Reply
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