December 1, 2008

浴室喋血

話說昨日我在沖澡盡情的沖洗我的臉時
邊搓臉邊讓熱水輝灑在我的臉上 ( 大家應該都知道
在冬天沖熱水澡是多麼痛快的一件事 ) 這真不是一個爽字
了得, 結果不小心就越搓越大力, ㄆㄨ的一聲,
挖勒~ 手指就這麼"滑進"鼻孔裡去了! 登時痛的我眼淚就要
奪框而出, 真是樂極生悲..

說時遲那時快, 我趕快把頭向上抬, 深怕因為剛剛的意外
鼻血會奪框而出, 等了一下子, ㄟ~ 好像沒事耶!
正在慶幸自己沒見紅的當下突然喉頭一甜~ 挖勒~
結果因為我抬頭的關係, 鼻血逆流到我的嘴吧裡去了,
趕緊拿著衛生紙把自己的鼻孔塞住, 哀~ 我還是躲不過
血濺五步的下場... 趕緊沖完, 鼻孔還塞著衛生紙的
跑出浴室跟自己的老婆訴苦, 她居然只回了句
"誰叫你的鼻孔大" 就繼續看她的電視, 哀~ 世風日下阿...

這個故事是奉勸大家, 洗澡洗臉的時候千萬不要搓太大力
也不要爽過頭, 否則也可能得到跟我一樣的下場, 血濺浴廁..
大家共勉之

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  • 1樓

    1樓搶頭香

    I can only say
    ur life is very .........
    :P

  • Lucy at December 3, 2008 03:05 PM comment
  • shut your mouth up !

  • Blog Owner at December 4, 2008 08:34 AM Reply
  • 2樓

    2樓頸推

    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~u are soooo stupid!!!

  • Ting at December 3, 2008 03:26 PM comment
  • ya, whatever~ better you haven't done anything stupid in your life !!

  • Blog Owner at December 4, 2008 08:40 AM Reply
  • 3樓

    3樓坐沙發

    跟你說過你鼻孔很大你不信

  • nico785771 at December 3, 2008 06:32 PM comment
  • ......... 誰的鼻孔大????????????

  • Blog Owner at December 4, 2008 08:41 AM Reply
  • 4樓

    福樓

    Bru, 下次戴plastic glove洗澡吧!!!

  • Africantoad at December 15, 2008 06:26 PM comment
  • 那有啥用處?

  • Blog Owner at December 15, 2008 06:46 PM Reply
  • 5樓

    專業的5樓

    So you do not scratch ur inner skin with ur nail!!
    That is why u were bleeding....

  • 喬治 at December 17, 2008 10:01 PM comment
  • 6樓

    6樓

    why you always got these things happening to you?
    ai....

  • blusadness at March 4, 2009 11:59 AM comment | prosecute
  • i have no idea

  • Blog Owner at March 6, 2009 10:29 PM Reply
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