April 19, 2008

騎快車的下場

作者  joloucow (未來的路......)                            看板  StupidClown
 標題  騎快車的下場...
 時間  Tue Aug 31 01:49:18 2004
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住在高雄的應該都知道...
                                                                               
在西子灣旁邊有座山,
                                                                               
好像叫壽山吧?!(還是萬壽山?!)
                                                                               
還有一間中山大學,
                                                                               
暑假的某一天,我從中山大學後門口(差不多是半山腰的高度)
                                                                               
走忠烈祠那個方向(也就是往更高的山上走)
                                                                               
然候到了我覺得夠高的地方
                                                                               
把車速為零然後開始往下滑(小的我不知道為什麼很愛玩這種遊戲XD)
                                                                                                                                         
當我正拉風的往山下滑
                                                                               
隨著山底的逼近我的時速也滑到了七十幾
                                                                               
結果發生了一件事
                                                                               
讓我從此買飲料一定要買機器蓋的而不買手蓋的(那天我就是買手蓋的...)
                                                                               
在山底的地方...有著一排看起來只有凹一點點的善良水溝蓋
                                                                               
我不打算減速想要飛越那排看起來一點也沒有危險的水溝蓋
                                                                               
(我的手蓋式珍珠奶茶就放在125機車龍頭後方的小洞中)
                                                                               
結果我錯了…我並沒有飛過水溝蓋
                                                                               
我幻想飛行的距離並沒有飛過水溝蓋
                                                                               
我幻想騰空的輪子並沒有騰空
                                                                                                           
它直直的掉在水溝蓋中
                                                                               
機車就這樣往下往上的
                                                                               
像掉到一個洞之後又彈起來那樣
                                                                               
該死的手蓋式珍奶像壁虎斷尾般逃生
                                                                               
不過斷的不是尾巴
                                                                               
是蓋子!
                                                                               
是珍珠…都是珍珠…
                                                                               
我的安全帽上都是珍珠
                                                                               
我的臉上都是珍珠
                                                                               
我的衣服上都是珍珠
                                                                                                       
還躲進了我寬鬆的衣服裡
                                                                               
是怎樣?  怕冷嗎?
                                                                               
安全帽的確有安全的作用
                                                                               
至少珍奶的杯子是打在安全帽上
                                                                               
然候我就跟著大大小小的珍珠…  不!
                                                                               
是大大小小的珍珠跟著我…全身都黏答答…
                                                                               
路上又找不到地方洗車…也沒辦法洗身體…

就任由風把珍珠與奶茶吹乾,

乾掉的奶茶....

乾掉的珍珠....

嗚~~~

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