August 23, 2010

吃豆腐的高招

某美女, 決定下重金, 讓自己瘦身.

花十幾萬元以後,她覺得非常滿意!

回家路上, 在報攤, 買了份報紙, 找錢的時候,

她問老闆:”不好意思, 你猜我幾歲?

老闆說: '32'

她好高興: ”47啦!”

接著,她去賣當勞.問櫃檯的小姐,同樣的問題.

小姐說: '我猜29'

她好高興: ”不是, 47啦!”

興高采烈,她去街角的統一超商,買包口香糖.忍不住,又問那裡的櫃檯小姐

小姐說: '嗯, 我猜30',

她好得意: ”47, 謝謝!”

等公車的時候,她又問旁邊的老頭.

老頭說:我七十八歲了,眼睛不好,看不出來. 不過,年輕的時候,有種方法, 可以確定.
       可能太新潮了,不過,如果妳讓我把手伸進妳的乳罩,我絕對可以知道妳的年紀!

半晌無聲, 空曠的大街上, 她終於忍不住好奇:'好吧!你試試看.'

老頭把手,伸入她的襯衫,又伸進她的乳罩,開始緩慢而仔細地摸索.

幾分鐘以後, 她說:'好了! 你猜我幾歲?'

他又捏了最後一下, 把手拿出來. 說:'女士,妳47歲.'

美女大驚, 訝異的問: '好厲害! 你怎麼知道?'









'在麥當勞, 我排妳後面.'

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