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我想一個人
不用擔心
Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh) 有時侯 (歐~~)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon! ) 美妙的事會發生 (阿肯)
You don't know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island! ) 你不懂得如何跟別人表達 (孤獨的島)
You just gotta sing 你要唱呼出來
(Akon) (阿肯)
I just had sex (Ay) 我剛破處啦
And it felt so good (Felt so good) 真爽 (真爽)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her) 一個妹讓我把我的寶貝放在她的身體裡
I just had se-ay-ee-ex 我剛破處啦
And I'll never go back (Never go back) 我永遠不想回去 (永遠不想回去)
To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past 那打手槍的日子
(Samberg) (山伯格)
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah) 你有打炮過嗎 ? 哈 我有唷, 那感覺很爽
It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah) 用我的大支打炮的時侯特別爽 A girl let me do it, it literally just happened 有個妹沒有拒絕我, 真的就這麼發生了
Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest 打過炮會讓一個好男人變得不平凡
(Jorma Taccone)
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex 不要猜我從哪裡來, 我剛破處啦
If I had to describe the feelin', it was the best 如果要讓我說感覺如何, 我會說那真是棒極了
When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great 當我打炮時, 馬的, 我的屌感覺很爽
And I called my parents right after I was done 在我剛破處後我就馬上跟我爸媽報佳音
(Samberg) (山伯格)
Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did? 歐, 嘿, 你有看到嗎, 你猜猜我剛做了什麼?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest 打炮, 脫光光, 看著她的大奶和其他地方
(Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing) 肯定值得讓你跟她打炮
Nice of any girl ever (Now sing) 沒有人比得上她 (開始唱)
I just had sex (Ay) 我剛破處啦
And it felt so good (Felt so good) 真爽 (真爽)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her) 一個正妹讓我把我的寶貝放在她的身體裡
I wanna tell the world 我想跟別人炫耀
To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it 老實說, 我很訝異她會跟我打炮
(Doesn't really make sense) But man, screw it (沒關係) 有, 就幹吧
(I ain't one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife! (我不是在抱怨啦) 她有可能是我的老婆a
(That good?) The best thirty seconds of my life (好呀?) 我人生中最棒的30秒鐘~~
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her 我很沒自信,不敢想像有個妹會跟我打炮
'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure 因為說實話,我只能跟恐龍妹做愛吧
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better 考慮到這一點, 能跟一個溫柔, 微笑的妹做當然更好
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters 加上她讓我穿我的鍊子和我的高領毛衣
So this one's dedicated to them girls 有把身體獻給其他男人的女孩呀
That let us flop around on top of them 除了讓他們搞過你之外也讓我們跟你打炮吧
If you're near or far, whether short or tall 無論你近在咫尺還是遠在天邊, 還是你是高是矮
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you 我們要謝謝你們大家讓我們幹你們
She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter, had sex! ) 她一直在看著她的錶 (沒關係, 我有做過愛了)
But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, had sex! ) 我一直在叫床~~ (沒關係, 我有做過愛了)
I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, had sex! ) 我想她可能是個種族主義者 (沒關係, 我有做過愛了)
She put a bag on my head (Still counts! ) 她把紙袋套在我頭上
I just had sex (Ay) 我才剛打過炮
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true) 美夢成真啦 (美夢成真啦)
So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes 如果你在最近的30分鐘也有打過炮
Then you qualified to sing with me 你就有資格跟我一起唱
I just had se-e-ex (Everybody sing! ) 我剛破處啦
And it felt so good (We all had sex! ) 感覺很爽 (我們都打過炮)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her 一個妹讓我把我的寶貝借放在她的身體裡
I just had se-ay-ee-ex (I just had sex) 我剛破處啦 (我剛破處啦)
And I'll never go back (Never go back) 我永遠不想回去 (永遠不想回去)
To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past 那打手槍的日子
台東
百年相聚
第一天
早上7點多到達目的地
結果我9點多就給我醉ㄌ\\
搞什麼媽>
<台東> 的酒真的比 <台中> 的還強ㄇ?
哈
跑去老邱大唱ㄌㄧ個下午雖然結束前發生
ㄌㄧ個小插曲
但還是要卸卸你們陪我ㄧ起喝一起唱
(亞亞)
在我酒醉陪我走ㄌ加拿半圈
好險有你
(秀麗)
很開興見到妳
雖然途中給我隢跑
但還是很開心
(雅惠)
這ㄇ多年沒見
還是依然
很高興見到妳\
第二天
有喔>>
還是喝ㄌㄧ天
終於到ㄌ晚上在我們剛好無聊自己喝的時候
你終於出現ㄌ
<建樊>
等你等很累內
但是等你真的值得
哈
一見面就給我們下一跳
開胃菜應該是吃的八
怎ㄇ我們的開胃菜與眾不同
是10瓶金牌啤酒
真的很屌
就是那個光跑就對ㄌ
真的很白痴耶
還有我們的目標
真是是很差
雖然第3天澇跑
不必把水管放宰我房間身上八
早上好險他們沒開水
不然我房間就淹大水ㄌ
白痴內
很開心有你這個兄弟
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