January 3, 2011

E世代學生


教育有冷氣,考試有妙計,用功靠實力,鬼混靠運氣,
於師曰枉然,願君莫放棄,實在不得已,總得撐下去,
試多節乃現,一一現原形,平考靠記憶,段考靠眼力,
複習考放棄,期考憑默契,前後要呼應,左右要照應, 鄰居好關係,免得沒人理,或為高科技,影印複影印,
或為純手藝,鬼神嘆絕技,或為更經濟,課本剪下去,
或為三者齊,考場我無敵,視力所磅礡,整排瞄過去,
當其貫全場,pass沒問題,及格賴以尊,升級賴以立, 成績實繫命,留級會滅頂,作弊這檔事,向來沒一定,
生疏沒關係,平時多練習,小抄細如蟻,筆法要仔細,
動作太僵硬,老師會注意,師生同一室,師走學生起,
一朝被抓包,代誌就大條,大過寄回去,父母很生氣, 不打不成器,出手很夠力,爸爸別生氣,聽我說下去,
考試不作弊,明年當學弟,三分靠賭運,七分靠運氣,
悠悠我

心悲,蒼天竭有極

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