July 21, 2006

英語笑話一則

                                                <All the same>

A Chinese man walked into a pub in New York with his pal. 

He says to his pal, "Hey! That's 'Jurassic Park' Director Steven Spielberg over there!"

"God, I wish he'll come over to say hi."

Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a heavy punch on the nose. 

"Hey!! What's that for?!" 

"You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbor!"

"I'm not a Japanese! I'm a Chinese!"

"Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!"

Spielberg walks back. 

The Chinese man calmly walks over and gives Spielberg a really heavy punch on the face. 

"What the . . . !?! "

"YOU BLOODY AMERICAN! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!"

"No, no, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"

"Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"


PS: Carlsberg 是一種歐洲酒

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