英語笑話一則
<All the same>
A Chinese man walked into a pub in New York with his pal.
He says to his pal, "Hey! That's 'Jurassic Park' Director Steven Spielberg over there!"
"God, I wish he'll come over to say hi."
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a heavy punch on the nose.
"Hey!! What's that for?!"
"You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbor!"
"I'm not a Japanese! I'm a Chinese!"
"Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!"
Spielberg walks back.
The Chinese man calmly walks over and gives Spielberg a really heavy punch on the face.
"What the . . . !?! "
"YOU BLOODY AMERICAN! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!"
"No, no, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"
"Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"
PS: Carlsberg 是一種歐洲酒










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1樓搶頭香
So funny!